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National article on Tuesday, Oct 7Issue #80
This week's episode: "The Prague Heist!" I really hate swimming. Except when I'm drowning. Then I suddenly think its awesome.-Andrew GundrumPriceline Hostage NegotiatorGunman: If you don't get me a plane, I'm gonna start offin' hostages!PHN:...
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National article on Tuesday, Sep 30
Issue #79
The funniest webpage since Gallagher.com folded. Stone and rock: essentially the same thing, until used as verbs. -Abby H. Incredibly accurate "Yo Momma" jokes -Yo momma's so fat she is at major risk for coronary heart disease -Yo...
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National article on Tuesday, Sep 23
Issue #78
Free for all! Entertaining for none!I hate when people tell me a book is a real page turner. I know how books work.-Steve SchraderI've always fancied myself as a sort of "Renaissance Man", in that my lack of hygiene and sanitation knowledge has...
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National article on Tuesday, Sep 16
Issue #77
More fun than a barrel of monkeys struggling to breathe.Honest Crotch GrabWhoa, is that your cell phone, or is your cube-shaped d*ck vibrating?-Sarah SchneiderI know I'm dealing with an idiot when someone tells me "nothing rhymes with orange",...
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National article on Tuesday, Sep 9
Issue #76
Yet another reason to scorn the illiterate. Practical Legal Advice If a jury finds someone guilty of prostitution, it's probably not a great idea for the judge to sentence him/her to community service. -Conor McKeon I don't think...
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Dec 11*beepbeepBOOOOOP* there were only about 8 submissions this week. *bizzooooop* send in more, I need jokes to survive. *boooweeeeeep* -
Commented on a article on Tuesday, Oct 16(*EXPLODES*)
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Oct 16(*HEAD EXPLODES AGAIN*)
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Commented on a article on Tuesday, Oct 16*BOOOOOOP* COLBERT REPORT WAS NEW TONIGHT, THIS ISSUE - *WHIRRRR* NUMBER 35 *WHIRRRR* - WAS POSTED BEFORE COLBERT AIRED. *BEEP* (*HEAD EXPLODES*)
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Commented on a article on Monday, Jun 18*BZZZZZT WHIRRRRRR booooowooooop* Matt... more predictable than an episode of Entourage.
