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• Wrote an article on Thursday, Jul 3

  Lou Bega Doesn't Mind If You Illegally Download His Music

  Buenos dias, my legions of young fans. It is I, Lou Bega, the Latin sensation that set the music charts en fuego in 1999 with "Mambo No. 5." Back then, there wasn't a station in all of America that wouldn't spin my Calypso rhythms at least 3 times...

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• Uploaded a picture on Thursday, May 22

  Your Guide to Fictional Little...

  
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• National article on Thursday, May 22

  God, According to Indiana Jones

  Raiders of the Lost ArkGOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected....

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• National article on Wednesday, May 14

  Jack Handey

  George Meyer, a longtime friend of mine and a brilliant comedy writer. He edited the whole thing, and wrote a lot of it. He invited me to contribute. I have tried for years to get George to revive Army Man, but he resists. I don't think he likes...

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• National article on Friday, Mar 21

  10 Two-logies That Should Have Been Trilogies

  Meat Loaf once said that "two out of three ain't bad." But if Hollywood can have the audacity to give us three "Shrek"s, four "Lethal Weapon"s, and "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," they can certainly complete the following uncompleted...

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• Commented on a article on Saturday, Jul 26

  The 10 Grossest Hollywood...

  Yeah, that's a great scene, but we were looking for specific thumb-into-eyes-style gouging.
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• Liked an article on Saturday, Jul 26

  The 10 Grossest Hollywood Thumbs-Into-Eyes

  Blade RunnerHorror films enjoy including eye-gouging for gross-out effect. Philosophical films like Blade Runner, however, tend to use the move as a sophisticated Oedipal metaphor. Either way, we the audience get our well-desrved share of thumbed...

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• Liked a video on Thursday, Jul 24

  Pelican Eats Pigeon

  It's all part of the circle of life: The pelican eats the pigeon to survive, and the humans watch...

  
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• Liked an article on Wednesday, Jul 23

  Issue #67

  The truth is out there. At least that's what we were told.There Will Be Blood is easily the best name ever for a period piece.-Adam NewmanI feel bad for my friend, he's obviously getting married for all the wrong reasons. Like, he must think his...

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• Liked a video on Wednesday, Jul 23

  Fan Fight!

  He was REALLY chilly.

  
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