Buenos dias, my legions of young fans. It is I, Lou Bega, the Latin sensation that set the music charts en fuego in 1999 with "Mambo No. 5." Back then, there wasn't a station in all of America that wouldn't spin my Calypso rhythms at least 3 times...
Raiders of the Lost ArkGOD: Moses, you will take these 10 Holy Commandments down to the Israelites, so that my laws may be obeyed.MOSES: Thank you, my Lord.GOD: You will then seal my Commandments in a sacred ark, where they will be protected....
George Meyer, a longtime friend of mine and a brilliant comedy writer. He edited the whole thing, and wrote a lot of it. He invited me to contribute. I have tried for years to get George to revive Army Man, but he resists. I don't think he likes...
Meat Loaf once said that "two out of three ain't bad." But if Hollywood can have the audacity to give us three "Shrek"s, four "Lethal Weapon"s, and "Police Academy: Mission to Moscow," they can certainly complete the following uncompleted...
Blade RunnerHorror films enjoy including eye-gouging for gross-out effect. Philosophical films like Blade Runner, however, tend to use the move as a sophisticated Oedipal metaphor. Either way, we the audience get our well-desrved share of thumbed...
It's all part of the circle of life: The pelican eats the pigeon to survive, and the humans watch...
The truth is out there. At least that's what we were told.There Will Be Blood is easily the best name ever for a period piece.-Adam NewmanI feel bad for my friend, he's obviously getting married for all the wrong reasons. Like, he must think his...
He was REALLY chilly.