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video:POV: Failing a Test
All the fun of getting an "F" without any of that boring studying crap.
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video:Wu-Tang Office
RZA meets TPS.
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video:I Hate Nature
It's Planet Earth for people who hate planet Earth.
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video:Kid Almost Bikes Into Pole
Just kidding.
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video:Fart Scares Baby
Kid can't take a joke. He'll never make it.
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video:10 People 1 Electric Fence
They all get hit with lightning.
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video:Sajak Sucks at Wheel of Fortune
We truly are in a recession.
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Florida State |
- Worst job you've ever had:
- I've only had like one job. Ever. It was pretty amazing. I worked at a pool over the summer, not even as a life guard or anything. So basically I got paid to lay out in the sun all day. Sometimes though kids would come in with this summer camp and every once in a while we'd find poop in the pool and have to close down for the day. Gross. These kids were in like 3rd grade, too.
- Have you ever met an internet friend in real life?
- Actually, yes! And it didn't lead to abduction, surprisingly.
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.
Aldo Mora, School Not Given
Last year I lived in an apartment building off campus and on our floor there were a lot of other college students. Most of them were pretty cool but there was this one chick that just got on everyone's nerves. She was fat and so full of herself and got drunk with her fat friends and wandered the halls all the time. So one day while my friend and I were at a book store reading magazines we pulled out the little subscription cards from about 20 different magazines, filled them out to her address, and then checked "Bill me later". Well, she ended up being responsible for every one of those subscriptions (which totaled somewhere around $700, last that I heard). Still, it never failed to make me laugh out loud when I came home to see her monthly copy of "Quilting now magazine" sitting by her door. Fat b*tch.
Liz, School Not Given
Things I would eat for the opportunity to play 7 minutes in heaven with Audrina Partridge:
- A slice of pepperoni pizza that fell face down in sand
- A whole stick of butter
- Broccoli rabe (it's gross, trust me)
- A shoe
- 13 flans. It'd be good at first, but by the 12th flan I'd be like "Oh God, more flan?" On top of that, it would ruin flan for me. I'd never be able to enjoy flan again
How My New Label Maker Got Me Fired From Yankee Candle
from Scott Bennett 5 hours ago
German Idol Death Metal Audition
A kid sings "I Will Kill You," by Cannibal Corpse on his first round German Idol audition, flawlessly. He later went on to win the contest and is now the biggest celebrity in Germany.
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World News Feed
from CH Staff 3 days ago
Take Our Viral Video Quiz
from Streeter Seidell 3 days ago
We combed through the Web Celeb Hall of Fame and pulled out the finest bits of info we had. Then we forced our interns to assemble all of that into a big quiz. It's got three difficulty levels with 25 questions each. You're scored on speed and perecnt correct. Good luck!
Big week in Hollywood, guys. OJ's guilty, Stern's married, Gyllenhaal's stacked, and dogs are #1 at the box office. But before you head to the apocalypse shelter, let's do a quick rundown, shall we? (DListed, IDLYITW)
News broke this week that Hugh Hefner broke up with long time girlfriend Holly Madison. Poor Hef, right? Now he's stuck with only those other two girlfriends he had, plus two new girlfriends, 19 year old twin Playboy models Kristina and Karissa Shannon. He must be a broken man. A broken 82 year old man having sex with 19 year olds. (IDLYITW, Egotastic)
OJ Simpson was found guilty this week of armed robbery, armed kidnapping, armed burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy and not knowing when to quit. (Celebslam)
Halle Berry was named the 'Sexiest Woman Alive' by Esquire this week. 'Sexiest Woman Dead' went to Martha Washington. (Egotastic)
Girl fight! This week Madonna publicly slammed Sarah Palin at two of her concerts, telling her to 'get off my street' and imitating the 'sound of Sarah Palin's husband's snowmobile when it won't start'. In related news, Madonna doesn't know how insults work. (WWTDD)
This week, Kim Kardashian tried to dash any plastic surgery rumors by posting this picture of herself online. Because clearly it's better to be fodder for a million creepy internet pedophiles than let a few people believe you had Botox. (WWTDD)
If Applying for a Job was like Applying for College
from Scott Hinners 3 days ago
Hotlinks
Weird stuff we found on the web
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Buy your own Iceland on Ebay (the auction was removed, so here's a picture)
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All the fun of guessing someone's age in real life, with 0% of the getting slapped
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Best Blogs: The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks
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Game: 41 Reality
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Girls kissing girls is pretty cool. Playboy models kissing girls is better
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25 Cents!? YEAH RIGHT!
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The most important how-to EVER
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Lindsay + See-Through 4eva
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The only thing that can fix the economy is photoshop
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Audrina Partridge is looking fine like an exquisite dessert
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Awww, he wants a pic-a-nick basket
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Everyone's vote counts, even victims of a mall shooting
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Robot that tells you what schools you could have gotten into
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Quiz: the SNL political quiz
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I miss the days when political posters warned us about the commies
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Game: Air battle
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Bond chicks are hot
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Airbrushed by God
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Seeing this April shower would be so awesome
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He later summoned the ghost of Buddy Holly and asked him about his flight
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