It's impossible to be this bad unintentionally. I'm disqualifying it, but check it out anyway. My favorite part is the hot air balloon corner.
How to make a melon into a delicious death star.
The Onion: C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
Chinese artist Li Wei makes gravity-defying art
Dustin Diamond is reportedly writing a tell-all Saved by the Bell book.
Polish stunt man lives the unpossible.
Apparently, in Peru, it's illegal to be hot and naked with the flag. What an awful place.
A Carmen Luvana picture moment.
Fun puzzle game, sort of like Flash Portal, but more like Shift or Shift 2.
Zac Efron is totally motorboating Vanessa Hudgens.
Your one stop shop for rainbow dividers, incase you want to make an ugly Web site, too.
NZ judges rule against embarassing kid names.
Now I know what turtles eat.
Ambitious journalists reveal the myth behind the country bear legend.
The lawnmower bike, the greatest innovation in lawnmowers and bikes, ever.
Pineapple Express, the flash game.
Cat won't let pug get food, hilarity ensues.
Some attractive Sophie Monk post-surfing pictures.
Danielle Lloyd in a series of near-boob pictures.
Grace Park pictures from FHM.
A fun short that shows how ideas get ruined by committee.
Looks like I won't be needing legos anymore.
Poopsender lets you anonymously mail poop to your old high school teachers who were dicks, or anyone else.
Unnecessary Cencorship segment from Jimmy Kimmel
Recent study shows that beer pong leads to herpes and drunkenness.
Male scientists have just concluded a comprehensive study about guy stuff, find out what they learned.
A competitor in the NYC trialthon refuses to give up, despite massive leg cramps.
A collection of pics from a girl whose name I can't type because my keyboard doesn't have accent marks. Enjoy!
Two women compete for who can have the biggest cleavage.
Found pet ad, probably made by a blind person
When your friends light your crotch on fire after you pass out it's called shaming, not a reason to call the cops.
New PBF comic. This one's called Catch Phrase.
When the boxhead zombies come, will you be ready?
The new WASP compressed air knife can seriously f*ck up a watermelon.
Pics from this years UCLA undie run, they're biggest yet.
"Where are they now? Six stars of embarassing viral videos."
Some Bar Rafaeli pics for your enjoyment.
A collection of Quiana Grant bikini pics.
Tarzan impression goes great for the audience, poorly for the performer.
Midget Jackie Chan shows off some moves.
The MySpace music page of Tinaec, something I understand less than that fast talking kid on youtube.
His attention to buying tiny accessories for his gay-nazi dolls is particularly weird.
This game is sound mind blowingly cool and smart, you'll want to play it.
"Zimbabwe introduces $100 billion banknotes"
The Sulabh Toilet Museum
A collection of Nina Moric pics.
Here are some Donna Feldman pics, it's Donna Feldmania.
Amber Heard pics from Maxim.
Husband plays a great prank on his wife while she plays with his gun.
This time it's not even one hot girl, it's five.
Flower creator. I know, it sounds kind of girly, but it's totally mesmerizing.
Cadel Evans "gestures" for the camera.
Think you know your Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs from your Ham-ikka-Schnim-ikka-Schnam-ikka-Schnopp? Try this here Seussian quiz.
If you make it all the way home there's a domestic disturbance bonus level.
You may laugh, but this was once the most eloquent site on Geocities.
If you thought the opposite of a hippo was an umbrella, you thought wrong. It's a hot girl.
"Super chill monkey does Hollywood"
Highlights Magazine: the evil version
Mischa Barton photoshoot for Nylon Magazine
First trailer for The Watchmen.
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