That's what he gets for not learning to snowboard.
The Onion: Survival Of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Closest Thing Man Got To Christmas Miracle
New magic Internet bacon, possibly the best thing to ever happen to computers.
If it gets too many votes they'll make Pete play in the super bowl. Well, not really, but maybe? It's worth a try.
"Boy, 6, and Girl, 5, attempt to elope in African."
Jennifer Aniston is at the beach.
Victoria Silverstedt is in a sexy lingerie photo gallery.
Irina Sheik shows off her lingerie.
Stephen Colbert parodies Bill O'Reilly.
AnnaLynne McCord looks good in a bikini.
I reckon Google knows just about anything now.
The ghost ride entry on Wikipedia is in desperate need of some updating.
A little lesson about pooping before the days of toilet paper.
You could also learn a thing or two about life-wrecking alcoholism, I guess, but he certainly must be having a great time doing it.
It starts easy, but gets hard fast.
This VW ad has some pretty fancy editing.
Dude breaks a world record by jumping a building.
Learn the Hollywood Night drink recipe.
Erin is a hot blonde. See pictures for proof!
Bar Refaeli hits the beach.
They're like a low-budget version of the Watchmen! I think some of you should become superheros at your schools. That seems like it would be fun.
A Craigslist ad with some sweet grammar.
A writer for The Onion is selling a joke on Ebay. It might even be a funny joke.
A short from 5 Second Films. It's quite short.
You have too many ninjas, kill them until you have a manageable number of ninjas
Melissa Marie is in a super hot photo gallery.
A girl carries a bottle in her cleavage.
A guy spins in his office chair until he pukes.
SNL: 2 A-Holes shop for a Christmas Tree
Monkeys do not like magic flying machines.
Not much to tell, it's just Pickle Donkey Knife.
Still, it's not the Pope's coolest hat.
Five imaginary, non-redeemable Collegehumor points to the first person to beat the first level. I sure can't.
Elle MacPherson is in a teeny bikini.
Here's a look back at Keeley Hazell in 2008.
This is video is crazy gnarly. Like, radical even.
Cracked: "The 12 Most Embarassing Photos of 2008"
Katy Perry is in a bikini in Mexico.
Something tells me this browser is seperate, but not equal to, Firefox
Versions 1 and 2 weren't that good, but the gaydar on these new ones works up to 50 feet.
Epic pwn on crazy girlfriend.
If you're keep track, this is the same guy that tried to pay his bills with a picture of a spider he drew.
Things Bears Love, the blog!
Did you know there were ten dimensions? Yea, man. Sh*t's crazy.
IsItChristmas.com has some great news.
Still, it's not the Pope's coolest hat.
Let's do a good job, these results show up on tons of Australian local news sites.
Look how hard he's chilling. If I met him back then, I'd be like "that's the guy I want to chill with."
I reckon Google knows just about anything now.
"Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort."
The only animated gif worth seeing in the past 5 years.
Beautiful wedding pictures of a lovely coupl... Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth.
An interactive, real-life Christmas tree. Turn the lights off and on from your computer. I'm pretty sure just posting the link here is enough to ruin it.
Let's give Miss Pakistan the benefit of the doubt and assume she's stupid and not pro-terrorism.
So delicious, must eat bacon death-food. Mmmmmmm.
Epic box. It's pretty epic.
A blog about why animals are jerks. Too bad animals can't use a computer or read.