A new programmer thinks he has the balls to introduce himself to the CH Editorial staff.
Oh f*ck. He's asking for I.D. I don't have any I.D. Somebody told me I.D. wasn't going to be a problem. I know I didn't make that up. Like 94% sure. If I knew I was going to have a problem I would have dressed differently. I would have put on the...
Some promises weren't made to be broken into tiny little pieces.
Nothing attracts 18-year-old girls like 18-year-old grapes.
Two criminals bet their future on a roll of the dice.