-"Hey Mr. Penis, wanna go grab a burger?" -"No thanks, I'm a vagitarian."
Year: 1687. Two different apples from two different trees on separate sides of town fall on two different scientists heads. Each comes up with a revolutionary idea.(Mr. William Hornstein, rushing towards Town Hall runs into Sir Isaac Newton)...
So you're sitting in your room right now. Your roommate is at class. He's not coming back for at least an hour and a half. You don't have anything to do the rest of the day. Sure you have a lecture this afternoon but you can get the notes from...