In self-defense classes, people always tell you not to yell "Rape" when you're being assaulted. Instead, they suggest, yell things like "Fire!" to get people's attention. Here are other things you can shout to get people's attention.- "Boobs!"- "...
I’ve always wanted to have hobbies.Right now I just have interests, which makes my answers to questions about hobbies and interests disturbingly lopsided.I wish more people would let me engage in my hobbies. In the Hospital Bill: What are...
Want to convey a message to that other person in the bathroom, but without using words? Now you can, thanks to the rich and beautiful language of Public Bathroom Signals. Foot tapping Trying to initiate sexual encounter...
Diary of a Sim Dear Diary, Today was the first day of my new life.We arrived on the block and met our new neighbors, Untitled1 Untitled1 and his lovely wife or domestic partner, Untitled2 Untitled1.When dusk came, they seemed to be in a strange...
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In self-defense classes, people always tell you not to yell "Rape" when you're being assaulted. Instead, they suggest, yell things like "Fire!" to get people's attention. Here are other things you can shout to get people's attention.- "Boobs!"- "...
Genie: Rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anybody fall in love. Rule number three! I can't bring people back from the dead. Finally, no wishing for more wishes!Aladdin: Okay, so I can’t wish...
I’ve always wanted to have hobbies.Right now I just have interests, which makes my answers to questions about hobbies and interests disturbingly lopsided.I wish more people would let me engage in my hobbies. In the Hospital Bill: What are...
Want to convey a message to that other person in the bathroom, but without using words? Now you can, thanks to the rich and beautiful language of Public Bathroom Signals. Foot tapping Trying to initiate sexual encounter...
Diary of a Sim Dear Diary, Today was the first day of my new life.We arrived on the block and met our new neighbors, Untitled1 Untitled1 and his lovely wife or domestic partner, Untitled2 Untitled1.When dusk came, they seemed to be in a strange...