Taking bonghits on the couch.
I needed a cheap, fast, and funny costume. Found a torso-size box, some wrapping paper, and a...
We've all been there. You're out with some friends/co-workers/prostitutes, getting drunk/high/doing heroin, and then someone says something that is so funny/stupid/racist that it requires someone else to declare it "LINE OF THE NIGHT". This one...
*The Alphanumeric-Sincerity Theorem* The number of letters a Hot Girl repeats at the end of any word typed on Instant Messenger is directly proportionate to how much she actually means what she is saying. *S = (LX)* S= Sincerity of...
In case you aren't familiar with Ryanair, they are the world's cheapest airline, and flying on a cramped, non-reclining seat as I did this morning will make you realize why. They cut costs in every aspect of their business, including their...
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