Eric locked himself in Dan's room, and only opened the door after we threatened to throw his...
I was in a gas station because I needed a pack of Kool Kings. In line in front of me was a retarded midget. And I mean really retarded, as in mentally disabled. Now, I am lacking in every midget-appropriate social grace known to...
There are just so many different animals to hate.
Mario's enemies have something to say.
Marine 1: Did you hear the announcement? We're being reassigned.Marine 2: What? That's great news! Maybe now we'll finally see some action!Marine 1: We're being reassigned... to Master Chief's unit.Marine 2: Oh. Oh, no. Marine 1: I know.Marine 2:...
Record-breaking pyromaniacs celebrate America by burning a large hole in it.