Janet: We should go to dinner.Timothy: I agree.Janet: We should go to that fancy seafood restaurant.Timothy: The one with all the fish hanging on the walls?Janet: Oh, white people...you so...
V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin validates herself by showing picture of her erecting a Christmas tree in downtown Wasilla.John McCain wakes from nap ten minutes early, before delegates can complete drawing magic marker mustache.Entire arena goes silent...
John: You know, when I signed up for this show, I was kinda expecting to be paired up with another woman...Eric: Well, Tim and I were married in Massachusetts, and we are legal spouses.John: Right...Eric: ...John: I'm going to go drink a lot.Eric:...
Two girls, tops off, making out on a keg full of marijuana, in front of a rock band playing in the background on top of a mountain in Hell.Dozens of people running around naked while dinosaurs wage an apocalyptic battle with laser beams attached...
(Three executives in a small boardroom at Viacom headquarters)Executive 1: Okay, so, new episodes of Reno 911?Executive 2: Those should be ready by the end of the month, yeah.Exec 1: Right, I think that just about covers everything.Executive 3:...
Now even the most timid of us can be a delinquent.