I'll take, I dunno, a million?

Dude, just call it Natty Light.

MySpace Girl

This girl gets yelled at by her mom for going on a MySpace date while her immature father records the whole thing!

This is apparently a national ad for TCBY. Unfortunately, a majority of my friends didn't notice the error either.

Video Killed the Radio Star

An amazing street performance by three high school students known as The Wrong Trousers.

Rocket Man

The Japanese space program still needs some work.

Laser Magician

You've seen magic trick videos before, but this one is actually magic. We assure you, there is no trick.

Marble Mathness

This is the TI-7.

Modern Day Da Vinci

Quick kids! The museum is running away!

Gummy Bear Dissolve

It's a shame. This gummy bear was dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly with stories to share...

House Wide Contraption

This is how the inside of a car works, too. That has more gnomes, though.

If you wear plaid, you can be famous too!

That airbrush is so tight. For a second, I thought a wormhole really opened up in his hood and a space dolphin was going through it.

Sometimes, one Empire Strikes Back poster just isn't enough.

Hard to believe that was us 65 years ago.

Beg for mercy.

"We put a Lego penis on the Lego cop in Disneyworld."

"First we take two three quarter pound burgers mixed with four slices of bacon and injected with cheddar cheese. Then top with three slices of bacon and three slices of cheddar each. Sandwich it all between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts and slathered in Fat Fred BBQ sauce. We call it... the Luther."

So he sold his crown for coke money - I always thought there was something funny about his story.

300 Simpsons

Spartans! Tonight, we dine, at Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.