(The Freshman Virgin is hooking up with a guy in her dorm room. He takes off his pants and pushes her head down.)FV: Oh! Okay, so listen, I don't know if I made myself clear at dinner and I'm sure you're a super guy, but..."can't put in the thing...
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Hi Guys!Mindy's off this week, and I've been asked to fill in! Yay! I'm not a "real" sex columnist YET, but I've sent lots of stuff out to tons of NYC papers and popular on-line mags, so you never know. I totally live and breathe sex and...
Remember way back when, when I tried to convince two girls in a bar to masturbate?Good times!Well since it's still May and therefore still National Masturbation month, (Yay! I hope you guys have been celebrating!!) and since this is still a sex...
My BF's Penis: Hello boys. Thank you all for being here today. By a raise of shafts who here is new? Okay, good! Welcome. And how many 3-6 month relationshipers do we have with us? Good! Keep at it, it's good you're here now. And what about a...
ImaginedME: Jeff?GUY I KIND OF DATED MANY YEARS AGO: Hey Mindy!ME: How are you? Long time no see.GIKODMYA: I know! I’m good. You still doing the comedy thing?ME: Yeah, you still doing the investment banking thing?GIKODMYA: Yup. (he orders...