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The&#32;Graphic&#32;Truth&#58;&#32;How&#32;Much&#32;of&#32;a&#32;Douche&#32;your&#32;RA&#32;is</title>
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Campus&#32;Chaos&#32;Challenge&#58;&#32;Completed</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<p>Well friends, we've come to the conclusion of the Campus Chaos Challenge.  We laughed together, we cried together, and most importantly, we made adequate home movies together.  But all good things must come to an end.  I guess...see you guys around?</p><p>SIKE we still have to announce the winners!  I can't believe you guys fell for that.  The votes are in, and the winners are, in no particular order besides the order from least to most money:</p><p>3rd place, winning $500: Shane Davis with 'Don't Stop Me Now'<br>2nd place, winning $1,000: Caldwell Tanner with 'Underwear Olympics'<br>1st place, winning $5,000: Pat Stansik with 'Underwear Race'<br></p><p>Thanks to everyone who played, watched and voted. Now everybody, go out and buy Kodak cameras!&nbsp; Quick!&nbsp; Quicker!</p>

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Campus&#32;Chaos&#32;Final&#32;Challenge&#58;&#32;Completed</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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Well, the final Campus Chaos Challenge has come to an end. Last week, we asked each of our three finalists to organize an Underwear Run, where they and their friends raced around campus with underwear over their clothes.  With the help of Kodak's new pocket HD camera, the Zi6, we got three great videos. Here's one.<br>
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<br>To watch the other two finalists and rate your favorites, visit the Campus Chaos Challenge page <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak">here</a>.  Voting closes next Wednesday at noon, when we'll announce which video wins $5,000, which wins $1,000 and which wins $500.<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak"><br><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.c174862f5a2e167e7bb9b5ec947248b6.jpg" width="480" /></div></a>

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Thanksgiving&#44;&#32;Translated</title>
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Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!<br><br><div class="article_translate" id="thanksgiving"><div id="sentence_1">I love Thanksgiving.</div><div id="translation_1">I love eating.</div><br><div id="sentence_2">You're still down at the kids table, sweetheart.</div><div id="translation_2">I'll never respect you as an adult.</div><br><div id="sentence_3">Ha! You kids just can't wait to finish your meals and get back to that Wii machine, can't you?</div><div id="translation_3">I can't believe I stormed Omaha Beach to make way for your generation.</div><br><div id="sentence_4">Yeah, I'm actually on the Ultimate Frisbee team at school?</div><div id="translation_4">I'm smoking a lot of pot at school.</div><br><div id="sentence_5">Son, why don't you drive home this year.</div><div id="translation_5">Son, I'm drunk.</div><br><div id="sentence_6">So have you decided on a major yet?</div><div id="translation_6">You're an embarrassment to our family.</div><br><div id="sentence_7">Let's go out and toss the old pig skin.</div><div id="translation_7">Let's not help with cleaning up.</div><br><div id="sentence_8">I can't believe it's almost Christmas time!</div><div id="translation_8">I can't believe I have to see you people again in a month!</div><br><div id="sentence_9">It's great to see the whole family together.</div><div id="translation_9">Could someone please pass the wine?</div><br><div id="sentence_10">Can someone please pass the wine?</div><div id="translation_10">FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE WINE!</div></div><script type="text/javascript">translate('thanksgiving');</script>

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<font size="3"><b><font size="4"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/d/collegehumor.66cd17b1d168102e19d902ed40e48564.jpg" width="480" /></div><br></font><font size="4"><font color="#ffff00">Tension</font></font></b></font><font size="3"><b><font size="4"><br></font><font color="#800080" size="4">Passive aggressive notes about the fridge </font></b></font><br><font size="3"><b><font color="#ff0000" size="4">Manslaughter trials<br></font></b></font><font size="3"><b><font color="#ff6600" size="4">Manslaughter convictions</font></b></font><br><font color="#ff00ff" size="3"><b><font size="4">Pringles</font></b></font><br><font size="3"><b><font color="#0000ff" size="4">Attention paid to school work</font></b></font><font size="3"><b><font size="4"><br></font><font color="#339966" size="4">Times that hCHAD! WHAT THE F*CK? I TOLD YOU TO LAY THE F*CK OFF MY XBOX AND NOW IT'S FROZEN!</font></b></font>

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Campus&#32;Chaos&#32;Final&#32;Challenge</title>
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<p>Welcome to the final edition of the Campus Chaos Challenge, presented by Kodak's new HD pocket video camera. This is it, people - the challenge that decides which of our three finalists will go home with what. Our third challenge, Anti-School Spirit, yielded tons of results, but there can only be one winner. Congratulations Shane, whose video 'Pretty Fly For A Golden Gael' received the highest rating from users. Shane is automatically entered into today's Final Challenge and will win either $500, $1,000 or $5,000.</p><p>Now for The Final Challenge. The three finalists have the full weekend to complete the challenge and upload their video by midnight on Monday. Then, based on user votes, we'll divvy up the $6,500 in prize money.  Time to spam your Facebook friends for votes, Final Three. And now, without further ado, the last challenge.<div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/6/collegehumor.6e0c42fc8c36c0b92f3051d6594b3adb.jpg" width="480" /></div></p><p>Get as many people as you can to put underwear over their clothes and do a lap around campus. This is the final challenge, so both the number of people involved and the public nature of the run will matter. The more people you include, the better. The more unsuspecting people you involve, the better. It's all about creating a public spectacle, and an epic video to match.</p><p>Simple enough, right? So Final Three, take your cameras and get out there.  We look forward to seeing the chaos you create.<a onclick="return true;chTracker('_gTrack/clients/kodak/article/480x50/challenge:3');" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/e/collegehumor.4c2de343a585505f2059d37e81b92e18.jpg" width="480" /></div></a></p>

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Wanna&#32;Be&#32;In&#32;A&#32;Hardly&#32;Working&#63;</title>
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<p>So you know our original video series 'Hardly Working'?  And you know how you've seen every single episode?  And you know how you dream about the day where an advertiser is awesome enough to offer you the opportunity to be in one?  Well boy do we have the sweepstakes for you.</p><p>XBox's new game 'You're In The Movies' is sponsoring the opportunity to be flown to New York City, put up in a hotel, given cab fare and $100 spending money, and get your very own part in a CollegeHumor Hardly Working video.</p><p>Will you be Dan's estranged best friend from home?  A bromantic foil for The Phantom?  Amir's newest obsession?  Anything is possible.  All you have to do is <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/beinthevideo" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/beinthevideo">enter your name and email</a>, and you could be in our video.</p>

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The&#32;Graphic&#32;Truth&#58;&#32;Length&#32;of&#32;your&#32;Academic&#32;Probation</title>
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Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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Another week, another challenge. Last week we asked you guys to dress up in the colors of your school's biggest rival and participate in some anti-school spirit. Again, you delivered. With the help of Kodak's new pocket HD camera, the Zi6, we got tons of great videos. Here's one of our Top 5.<br>

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Congratulations--you have almost survived another semester! Maybe it's time to blow off some of that post-midterm stress...or do something cool enough to talk about with your friends when you go home for Thanksgiving? Either way, there are a lot of reasons you should check out one of the upcoming CH Live shows. <br><br>We just stopped at the <a onclick="return true;chTracker('_gTrack/clients/sling/article/1764758/480x50');" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/collegehumor-live-tour" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/collegehumor-live-tour"><b>University of Miami</b></a> for Halloween with some of CH's favorite comics--Dan Levy, Ben Gleib and Nikki Glaser. Check out our <a onclick="return true;chTracker('_gTrack/clients/sling/article/1764758/480x50');" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/collegehumor-live-tour" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/collegehumor-live-tour">Live Tour page</a> to see clips from around the country.  Our final stop this fall is at Oakland on 11/21, but we'll be soon adding more dates to make sure everyone gets in on the action. <br><br><a onclick="return true;chTracker('_gTrack/clients/sling/article/1764758/480x50');" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/collegehumor-live-tour" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/collegehumor-live-tour"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:474px;"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/2/collegehumor.76f3fdd531aba5253119ddd296cf710b.jpg" width="474" /></div></a><br><br>Whose futon we're crashing on next:<br><ul><li>11/12 - University of Wyoming</li><li>11/14 - University of Washington</li><li>11/19 - Dickinson College</li><li>11/21 - Oakland University</li><li>4/18/09 - La Salle University</li></ul>

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World&#39;s&#32;Buddy&#32;List</title>
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Halloween&#32;Comes&#32;To&#32;An&#32;End</title>
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<p>Well, Halloween-a-palooza is just about over.  We laughed, we cried, we got inappropriate boners.  Thanks again to Futurama's new movie 'Bender's Game' (on DVD and Blu-Ray November 4th) for sponsoring the fun.  And now, without further ado, the winner of our <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/halloween" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/halloween">2008 CollegeHumor Costume Party</a>.</p><p>Congratulations, Bender Bending Rodriguez!  For the second year in a row, over a million and a half of your votes have propelled a fantastic Bender costume to the top of the list.  We realize how this looks, but trust me, we had nothing to do with it.  We couldn't make this sh*t up.</p><p><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/f/collegehumor.828091068d101ed52c3480ffde8a1885.jpg" width="480" /></div></p><p>Because the winner of the Costume Party also turned out to be the best Futurama costume, this year's Bender will be winning $1,000 cash, as well as an animated DVD Box Set from Fox Home Entertainment, which includes Family Guy Volume 6, 'Bender's Game', and The Simpsons Season 11.  The Futurama runner-up, the group below, will also win a DVD Box Set.  Have fun splitting that up, guys.</p><p><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/7/collegehumor.4485d668467249ff9b433ad7617edecd.jpg" width="480" /></div></p><p>See you all next year! </p><p><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/click;h=v2|3A3A|0|0|*|y;208732916;0-0;0;30778206;31-1|1;28822214|28840093|1;;?http://www.ilovebender.com" target="_blank" mce_href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/click;h=v2|3A3A|0|0|*|y;208732916;0-0;0;30778206;31-1|1;28822214|28840093|1;;?http://www.ilovebender.com"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:468px;"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/e/collegehumor.7b76766361a341718167297ee88c1111.jpg" width="468" /></div></a></p>

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I, Tyler Platt, got the <a mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763873" href="/article:1763873">job</a>! Somehow! Now it's my chance to start fresh and be a grown-up. It's all about how I decorate my totally awesome new cubicle.<br>No more kid's stuff. I'm just going to bring the essentials. Just a laptop and some air freshener to take care of the stench Gladys sends from the next cubicle over. And a crock pot because I'm going to learn to save money and make my own lunch. And I'll need to order pizza because everything cooked in a crock pot sucks. And I should bring some chill posters because I don't want my work space to look drab. And, well, I'll need to switch out my swivel chair for a bean bag because of my completely legit lumbar problem. And I'll need to bring some extra clothes because the office has some serious climate fluctuation problems. And, obvi, I have to bring my Scarface DVD so everyone knows that I'm cool. Just that stuff though.<br><br>Grown-up work area, here I come!<br><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/b/collegehumor.09e96f4e732b21d21ba04e8b8836bd1e.jpg" width="480" /></div><br>

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Every year CollegeHumor posts the best of the best of the <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/halloween" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/halloween">Halloween pictures</a> you guys sent in. This year we have 8 categories, from Most Effort to Most Offensive and everything in between. And since this whole voting thing seems to be the new fad, we thought we'd satiate your thirst to push buttons and pick things you know little to nothing about by letting you pick for yourself. Remember, this isn't a privilege, it's your God given right. <div align="center"><h4>Most Effort</h4><table class="mceVisualAid" border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td class="mceVisualAid"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887398" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887398"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:150px;"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/5/collegehumor.d7d0d029f15222ce5b798e453bfb59cd.jpg" width="150" /></div></a></td><td class="mceVisualAid"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888650" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888650"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:150px;"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.fe63faaf123c19f5cfa9b651626df05c.jpg" width="150" /></div></a></td><td class="mceVisualAid"><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887631" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1887631"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:150px;"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/7/collegehumor.b9c37dd28d8790a2cc1d5ca7fb25c462.jpg" width="150" /></div></a></td></tr></tbody></table><br>
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Welcome to the third edition of the Campus Chaos Challenge, presented by Kodak's new HD pocket video camera. The fourth and final challenge in two weeks is only for the winners of the first three challenges, so this is your last chance to be entered to win cash.  Our second challenge, Early Halloween, yielded tons of results, but there can only be one winner.  Congratulations Pat Stansik, whose video '<a target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak/challenge:2/video:58" href="/kodak/challenge:2/video:58">Verizon Guy Goes Trick-or-Treating</a>' received the highest rating from users. Pat will be automatically entered into the Final Challenge and will win either <b>$500</b>, <b>$1,000</b> or <b>$5,000</b>.<br><br>Now for Challenge #3. You have the full weekend to complete the challenge and upload your video by <b>midnight on Monday</b>. If your video is one of the five best, it'll be posted on the homepage the following Wednesday, and users can vote for their favorite. If yours wins, you'll join Pat and Caldwell (Challenge #1 winner) in the Final Challenge. It's that easy. And now, without further ado, the second challenge.<br><a onclick="return true;chTracker('_gTrack/clients/kodak/article/480x50/challenge:3');" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/6/collegehumor.4033d39a0657b8607f898df65518f63f.jpg" width="480" /></div></a><br>Sit in your student cheering section decked out in the opposing school's colors. We're talking full outfit, hat, facepaint, signs - you name it. Have a friend videotape you cheering loudly and enthusiastically for the other team. Don't let anyone or anything deter you from your anti-school spirit.<p>Bonus points for original chants or cheers.</p>Simple enough, right? So take your cameras and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak">get out there</a>. Create the best chaos and you could win $5,000.&nbsp; Take that, stock market!<br><a onclick="return true;chTracker('_gTrack/clients/kodak/article/480x50/challenge:3');" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:480px;"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/e/collegehumor.4c2de343a585505f2059d37e81b92e18.jpg" width="480" /></div></a>

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First&#32;Exit&#32;Poll</title>
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Election&#32;Night&#58;&#32;Republicans</title>
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Election&#32;Night&#58;&#32;Democrats</title>
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<div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:px;"><img src="" width="" /></div><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Take a drink:<br><br></span><ul><li>If a state turns blue, desperately chug if it turns red</li><li>For every 20 electoral votes Obama gets</li><li>Every time you wonder if the exit poll interviewee is retarded<br></li></ul><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Take a shot</span> <br><br><ul><li>If Obama wins your state, 2 if you're from Florida or Ohio</li><li>Every time Obama obtains 10% more of the popular vote</li></ul><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Share a beer with a friend:<br><br></span><ul><li>Any time your candidate is called a Socialist</li></ul><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chug a can of Labatt Blue</span> <br><br><ul><li>Every time you threaten to move to Canada</li></ul><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chug a Red Bull:</span><br><br><ul><li>If McCain wins Pennsylvannia, It's gonna be a long night.</li></ul><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">If Obama is Losing:</span><br><br><ul><li>Drink every time MSNBC says that it's too close to call</li></ul><br><b>Bitterly sip from a tumbler of Scotch and curse the heavens: <br><br></b><ul><li>   If the winner of the popular vote doesn't win the general election<br></li></ul><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Switching Party Affiliations?<br><a mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764493" href="/article:1764493"><br><div class="left_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="/artwork/default/baby336x0.gif" width="336" /></div></a><a mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764496" href="/article:1764496"><div class="left_a3 large_a3 noborder_a3"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/2/collegehumor.fd321a9744c7118ffaba4262418c8217.jpg" width="336" /></div><br></a><br><br>

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Last&#32;Minute&#32;Internet&#32;Costume&#32;Ideas</title>
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It's already Halloween afternoon and you haven't come up with a costume yet. While you frantically glance around your room and try to figure out how you can make an original costume out of sweatpants and Easy Mac cheese powder, we here at CollegeHumor want to remind you of the greatest source of simple, unique costume ideas: Internet celebrities.<br>Here is a list of the easiest, most recognizable, potentially irritating characters you can be this Halloween. Because, we promise, somebody else you know is already being the Joker.<br><br><b>Corey Delaney</b><br><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/web-celeb-hall-of-fame/australian-party-kid" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/web-celeb-hall-of-fame/australian-party-kid"><div class="center_a3 full_a3 noborder_a3" style="width:597px;"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/4/collegehumor.faa1d3762a4d94bcf9bfe1b4900cf628.jpg" width="597" /></div></a><br>What you'll need:<br>A white cap, yellow sunglasses, blonde hair, an unzipped camo sweatshirt, an Australian accent, and an unabashed will to party.<br>Ideintifying catchphrase:<br>"I'll apologize, but I won't take off my glasses."<br></>

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The&#32;Graphic&#32;Truth&#58;&#32;How&#32;Old&#32;You&#32;Are&#32;On&#32;Halloween</title>
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Damn you guys are good at this. Last week we asked you to go trick-or-treating a week early, and you seriously delivered. With the help of Kodak's new pocket HD camera, the Zi6, we got tons of great videos.  Here's one of our Top 5 videos.<br>
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<br>To watch the rest of the Challenge #2 finalists and rate your favorites, visit the Campus Chaos Challenge page <a href="/kodak" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.collegehumor.com/kodak">here</a>. Voting closes next Wednesday at noon, when the winner will be announced along with our next challenge.<br>

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