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Remember this weird video we posted last week? Well, we did it because Diet Mountain Dew (one of our sponsors) is coughing up $10,000 to whoever creates the best ad for their Surprising Facts campaign. This is our first attempt and we'll have another on the way soon.
But you can enter and try to win that sweet, sweet cash, too. All you need to do is find a surprising (and true) fact and make a commercial for it. Simple as that. For the complete rules and example videos check out SurprisingFacts.com.
We posed the questions, you guys answered, and now the results are in. Despite 23% of you being stoned while taking the survey, we still managed to get a wealth of drug-related knowledge out of you. Even if you don't remember giving it. Check out the full results here, and let us know your own take on things in the comments.
We literally cannot get enough of giving you guys free stuff! We've got 5 Walk Hard DVDs with your collective names on it totally up for grabs. But of course, we have to make you work just a LITTLE bit for it. Email us a picture of you doing your best air guitar at walkharddvd@gmail.com. The best 5 we receive by midnight tonight (4/14) will win. John C. Reilly* will be acting as judge.
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