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Cyanide and Happiness
Hardly Working: Jackass
When CollegeHumor meets Jackass, somebody is bound to get hurt. Physically or emotionally.
Catch the Jackass guys as they take over MTV for 24 hours this weekend - noon on Feb. 23rd to noon on Feb. 24th - to launch their new website, jackassworld.com.
Oh Man, We Got An Illustrator
Here's one Streeter wanted.
New CHTV: Spazzz Candy
This new CHTV short takes a look at a harmless, totally awesome candy! It's full of sugar, and the only thing that happens when kids eat sugar is JOY. You'd better make sure there's a rainbow handy when you watch this video, because you're going to want to dance under it! Why, this is the happiest candy in the world. By the way, have you guys read "The Lord of the Flies?"
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New CHTV: Why Girls Don't Fart
There are certain questions that have plagued mankind ever since we were first blessed with the ability to reason: Is there a God? Do our lives have meaning? And how are girls able to so successfully conceal their bodily functions? Our new video tackles the third question... but in doing so, it might just answer the first two.
Oh, and did someone say CHTV Podcast? (Opens in iTunes) Yes, iTunes features a free CHTV video podcast. That's all of your favorite CHTV shorts (including episodes of Hardly Working), instantly ready to be carried in your pocket. Watch, subscribe, and if you're feeling generous, write a review!
Also, don't forget to check out the new behind-the-scenes pictures on CollegeHumor's Facebook fan page.
Hygiene Survey
College is a filthy, filthy place and you're a filthy, filthy person, right?I bet you change your sheets once a semester and use a finger for a toothbrush, don't you?Or maybe you're that one hyper-clean dorm resident who actually changes his socks instead of just telling everyone you changed your socks?Take our Hygiene Survey below and let us know! But don't lie - if you're the one who's been clogging the shower drains on the 3rd floor of Williamson Hall we WILL find out.
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Somebody eats the grossest, most brilliant invention ever.
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My favorite mashup so far, Chris "The Falcon" Han's Canadian MegaMix
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The closest anyone has ever come to being killed by a remote control toy
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Blond Day: Strumming away on a heart-shaped guitar
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Fun space pictures of astronauts playing in space
Student loans
Number of convertibles
Number of siblings
Pizza dinners!
How "talented and attractive" you are
Amount they'll set you free
New CHTV: The Michael Showalter Showalter with Jack McBrayer
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In this episode, Michael Showalter interviews the entire cast of NBC's "30 Rock!" Well, part of it. One part of it. I guess we'll have to settle for that. What? No, nothing's wrong. We just sort of thought Tina Fey would be here. But it's not a big thing. Showalter will be fine with it, he lives for stuff like this. Spontaneity. Improv. Disappointment. What? No, you must have heard us wrong. Is this interview over yet?
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HUT HUT... Love?
This is from our friends at Mortified showing us that High School football players write poetry and have emotions, INTENSE EMOTIONS!
Noogies
Likelihood you're Irish Catholic
Imaginary friends
Odds that you have a niece or nephew who is older than you
Chances that you have 18 siblings
Likelihood of gettin...STEVE! What the f*ck?! MOM! Steve farted in his hand and put it in my face! MOM!
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For the Best Mashup Contest: Amy Winehouse vs. The 1960s
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The scariest hoodies I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of hoodies
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Jon Stewart enters the Conan/Colbert feud
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Definitely one of the craziest videos on the internet, at least in the top 1,000
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Someone draft this kid already, hes the best 11-year-old basketballer ever
Man vs. Girls Gone Wild
Bear Grylls has traveled to exotic lands, bathed naked in an Arctic sea, and eaten a sheep's eyeball and a goat's testicles. But nothing could prepare him for the brutal conditions of Mardi Gras, where intoxicated females' breasts threaten to suffocate him at every turn. Will he survive the onslaught of good times? The vomit? The shamings? The nipples? Tune in right now to find out.
It's just extraordinary.
New CHTV: Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 8
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What does it mean to be a "hero"? Does it mean racing to help a friend in need, even in the face of mortal danger? Does it mean finding the resolve, deep within your heart, to overcome your fears and crusade for righteousness? Does it mean being a New York City firefighter?
No. None of these things are even remotely heroic. Being a hero means clicking the picture above, and watching the first of the two-part conclusion to our epic "Street Fighter" series. This episode is dedicated to every friend you ever called "cheap" while playing video games in your mom's basement. Yes, even Kyle.
The number of girlfriends you've had
Amount you know what the hell is on Joey's head
Amount of gas stations you work at
Likelihood that your hair resembles the end of this line
The number of cars rusting in your yard
Likelihood that you're in Nickleback
Super Tuesday
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Fart filtering underwear is the pinnacle of civilization
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Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon have an announcement to make via musical medley
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Heres an incentive to never, ever leave the country
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Evidence that the Japanese are decades ahead of us in pointless Rube Goldberg technology
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No one has ever been more terrified to be on an infomercial
Super Bowl Ad Superlatives
Sunday's big game brought with it the annual crop of big budget, high concept, and low brow commercials. From Pepsi-chugging pop-stars to monstorous pigeons to Chris Kattan, Super Bowl XLII's million-dollar airtime was overflowing with both brilliant marketing and annoying ads. Below you'll find the highest highs and the lowest lows of football's -- and Bud Light's -- biggest night.
Most Likely to Alienate Asians
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