CH Staff's Articles
40 total in January 2008
The size of your headphones
Likelihood you use the 'rating' feature on iTunes
Pending RIAA lawsuits
Likelihood you know that song that's like BaaaaBOP baaaa baba badadummmm
Probability that Spice Girls album is "just a joke"
CDs bought in the last five years
Number of tracks on your Zune
Sh*tt*st Pr*sen*
Don't feel bad, your Grandma doesn't know how to use the internet, she won't know you think her present sucks. Even though it does. It does suck, Grandma. It does.
Hey guysss, long time no blog. I am pre-ttay pre-ttay psyched about my new MacBook Air. 
Did you know it's so thin that it can fit in a manila envelope, and also if you apply enough consistent pressure over a few weeks, eventually slice someone's spine open? I've been using it a lot for e-mail and Photo Booth and also for the spine thing. Can you believe I've already collected 40 souls in exchange for a MacBook Air? Some people are so into Apple it scares me.
Hope you guys are enjoying the new "American Gladiators." A producer over at NBC made a deal with me to get it back on the air, and yes, I am regularly inhabiting Toa's soul. Only during the show, though. I have no use for a 7-foot Amazonian when he's at home doing his dishes or playing his Nintendo DS.
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Hope you guys are enjoying the new "American Gladiators." A producer over at NBC made a deal with me to get it back on the air, and yes, I am regularly inhabiting Toa's soul. Only during the show, though. I have no use for a 7-foot Amazonian when he's at home doing his dishes or playing his Nintendo DS.
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Most stupid eBay postings don't have bids. This one does.
Van Halen's "Running with the Devil" audio track only. Effing amazing.
Lucy Pinder and Kayleigh Pearson prove that hot girls with signs can make a difference
Technically safe for work day -- Mariah Carey pictures from Glitter: the Unrated Edition
Another reason not to trust dolphins: theyve discovered bubble technology
New CHTV - Picnicface: Lawyers
From the people who brought you Powerthirst and Super Bingo comes Larry 'The Sledge' Rosen. The Sledge is such a good lawyer, he will sue himself on behalf of you and win!
Are You Wild?
That's right, we're giving away 65 tickets to a free screening on February 1st in Manhattan. And guess who else is going? All your favorite CH Staff members, also Susanna. Patrick Cassels is gonna come but he has to go early cause his Aunt's in town. Pretty chill.
OH! And BONUS, John Caparulo (comedian from the film) is giving an intro as well as a Q&A session afterwards.
Happy 11th Anniversary, Kris Kross' Website!
Likelihood you have plans for Friday night
:)'s used
:)'s invented
Age
Groups named 'Southern Hemisphere'
Time your profile is idle
Time your body is idle
New CHTV: Frat Boy Dad
After producing Bro-ing Pains and Everybody Loves Chad, Hollywood's top writers have popped their collars even higher and created Frat Boy Dad. It's a warm-hearted look at the suburban family of a typical frat guy as they endure shenanigans like paddling and underage drinking. This show was filmed in front of a live brotherhood. Breast stand!
PS: If you love CHTV, you'll love our free podcast. If you love our podcast, digg our podcast.
How We Spent Our Winter Vacation
Welcome back, CollegeHumor community. We trust your winter break was filled with the same warm family get-togethers, festive holiday celebrations, and awkward nights silently pleasuring yourself a mere yards from your parents bedroom as ours.
While you've been away, however, CollegeHumor has been hard at work bringing the Internet the same high-minded social commentary and tasteful videos you've come to expect from our site. Take a look below at the pictures, videos and articles that kept us warm by giving us an excuse to avoid the sub-zero temperatures of the outdoors.
CHTV, CollegeHumor's original video page, gave us a slew of new shorts, including "Moments Before Cup Chicks," a look at the tense rehearsal of the notorious, fecal-consuming Internet phenomenon. Meanwhile, the viral video community provided us with instant classics like "Wimpy Boy Bands" and "Hockey Fan Taunt."
CollegeHumor also received it's usual flood of user-submitted photographs: Some IMPRESSIVE, some UNUSUAL, and some... um... that are THESE GUYS.
Finally, CollegeHumor's writers published new and insightful articles on the finer points of Google Maps, Facebook stalking, and Local Radio.
So again, welcome back! Here's to a warm and glorious Spring semester spent glued to your monitor and locked in the library basement preparing for finals! You keep visiting, we'll keep entertaining.
While you've been away, however, CollegeHumor has been hard at work bringing the Internet the same high-minded social commentary and tasteful videos you've come to expect from our site. Take a look below at the pictures, videos and articles that kept us warm by giving us an excuse to avoid the sub-zero temperatures of the outdoors.
CHTV, CollegeHumor's original video page, gave us a slew of new shorts, including "Moments Before Cup Chicks," a look at the tense rehearsal of the notorious, fecal-consuming Internet phenomenon. Meanwhile, the viral video community provided us with instant classics like "Wimpy Boy Bands" and "Hockey Fan Taunt."
CollegeHumor also received it's usual flood of user-submitted photographs: Some IMPRESSIVE, some UNUSUAL, and some... um... that are THESE GUYS.
Finally, CollegeHumor's writers published new and insightful articles on the finer points of Google Maps, Facebook stalking, and Local Radio.
So again, welcome back! Here's to a warm and glorious Spring semester spent glued to your monitor and locked in the library basement preparing for finals! You keep visiting, we'll keep entertaining.
The Round Up
CollegeHumor Want Help Draw
Can you do this?
Or this?
Do you live here? Or within commuting distance?
If you're an Illustrator who is familiar with Photoshop/Illustrator/Vector images and all that then send a resume to YesIWillWorkForFree @ gmail dot com. You could be the official "Drawer Intern" for CollegeHumor.
The Round Up
New CHTV: Urban Legend E.R.
Click to watch!
My cousin's best friend's gerbil's wife told me this sick story about this original videos section called CHTV. Apparently the staff woke up covered in mustard and ostrich feathers with the sign of the devil burned onto their foreheads, and then a reindeer - AN ACTUAL REINDEER! - crashed through the roof, and gave them the idea for this video where every urban legend is true. Seriously man, this is for real, I wouldn't make this up.
Decision 08
CHTV is nominated for two ECNY Awards; Best Short Comedic Film (Minesweeper: The Movie) and Best Website: Original Comedic Content. So, don't be a dick, vote for us here.
So if you're a fan of CH, or a fan of awards, or maybe if you just don't have anything to do for the next 20 seconds, you could help us out by voting. Here's that link three more times: Here, here, and here.
Just kidding. Here.
Decision 08
We don't want to brag, but we're probably the best website ever on the entire internet. Like, by a lot. And now, we're (creating a very small space between my index finger and thumb) THIS close to having an award to prove our superiority.
CHTV is nominated for two ECNY Awards; Best Short Comedic Film (Minesweeper: The Movie) and Best Website: Original Comedic Content. So, don't be a dick, vote for us here.
So if you're a fan of CH, or a fan of awards, or maybe if you just don't have anything to do for the next 20 seconds, you could help us out by voting. Here's that link three more times: Here, here, and here.
Just kidding. Here.
CHTV is nominated for two ECNY Awards; Best Short Comedic Film (Minesweeper: The Movie) and Best Website: Original Comedic Content. So, don't be a dick, vote for us here.
So if you're a fan of CH, or a fan of awards, or maybe if you just don't have anything to do for the next 20 seconds, you could help us out by voting. Here's that link three more times: Here, here, and here.
Just kidding. Here.
The More You Watch The News
Non-Perishable foods purchased
Number of answers that may shock you
Number of answers that do shock you
Government mind control rays absorbed
Belief that eggs are good for you
Likelihood that you're the kidnapper
Chances that you're going to have that f*cked up Andy Rooney sex dream again tonight.
The Round Up
Aussie Hero
By now you've all seen the amazing video of the Australian kid who threw the party of the century. Well now you too can be the hero of the hour with this new shirt.
New CHTV: Roadie Hero
Click to watch!
You know that kid in your dorm that's unbelievably good at Guitar Hero? Well, who do you thinkhooks up his amps? Who do you think cleans his equipment and awkwardly hangs out near the van during parties he's not technically invited to? That's right: Roadie Heroes. If you love "Guitar Hero," we guarantee that you will hate "Roadie Hero."
Don't forget to check out the free CHTV Podcast and CH Facebook Fan Page.
You know that kid in your dorm that's unbelievably good at Guitar Hero? Well, who do you thinkhooks up his amps? Who do you think cleans his equipment and awkwardly hangs out near the van during parties he's not technically invited to? That's right: Roadie Heroes. If you love "Guitar Hero," we guarantee that you will hate "Roadie Hero."
Don't forget to check out the free CHTV Podcast and CH Facebook Fan Page.
