CH Staff's Articles
35 total in December 2007
New CHTV: Million Dollar Babies
This Christmas, see the movie that floats like a butterfly and stings like a spelling bee.
The Round Up
2007 Jesties Picture
Deck The Gals
Girl in a Tub
Girl in a Wreath
Girls in Fishnet Stockings
Kissing Santas
Girl in Christmas Lights
Kissing Santas
Girl in Christmas Lights
New CHTV: High Times Editorial Office - Episode 3
In the newest episode of our look at the world's most drugged-out workplace, your favorite stoned journalists are mad as hell.
The Round Up
2007 Jesties Videos 2
The Jesties are like the Oscars for smart people, and you can help decide who wins right after the "keep reading."
Don't miss part 1 of the video Jesties here.
Happy Holidays
The editorial staff of CollegeHumor.com and Jesus Christ, the Son of the one true God, wish you all a happy holiday.
2007 Jesties Videos
A video Jestie is perhaps the single most prestigous award a video on CollegeHumor can receive. It's definitely in the top three anyway. Click "keep reading" and help decide who wins.
The envelope please...
The 2007 Jesties: Articles
The articles give CollegeHumor a heart and soul. Granted, that heart and soul is made of Facebook jokes, but hey, we do our best.
And the winner of this year's coveted "Quickest Way To The Most Liked Article" Award is Jake Hurwitz for, "If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome."
- Religious Extremist - CH Staff
- Christ's Sake - Katie
- Stutter - Cyanide and Happiness
- Atlantis - The Perrry Bible Fellowship
- Life With LOLCat - Happy Happy Happy Man
- Meanwhile on an Airplane - Amir Blumenfeld
- Cereal Mascot Therapy Session - Dan Gurewitch
- New York Gets a Phone Call - Streeter Seidell
- Frat Wall - Jeff Rosenberg
- News Feed of the Worst Day Ever - Streeter Seidell
- Instant Messenging with Mom - Dan Gurewitch
- One Night Stand - Sarah Schneider
- What I've Learned from my Colombian Roommate - Brock Smeenk
- Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When The Word 'Anal' Is Placed In Front Of Them - Chris Kohl
- Drop-Off Lines - Alexandra P.
- I Think So - Amir Blumenfeld
- A Formal Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing - Patrick Cassels
- An Interview With She - Kev Kage
- Conversations Overheard Saturday Night at 2AM at the Library - Craig Berman
- Phillip Ellis, CEO, Gets Roasted at his Retirement Party - Amir Blumenfeld
- Ermergency Mind of Mencia Remote - Jason Michaels
- Build Your Own Huey Hog - Derek
- Notes on Creation - Ben Joseph
- The More You Know - Clint
And the winner of this year's coveted "Quickest Way To The Most Liked Article" Award is Jake Hurwitz for, "If This Update Gets 100 Likes My Girlfriend Will Have a Threesome."
The Round Up
Cute College Girl: Allison Suriano
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New Years Resolutions
 | Kevin Corrigan "I'm gonna get a haircut in 2008. Just one. No, not one hair. All of my hairs, but only once." |
| Sam Reich I resolve that "The Golden Compass" is a cinematic journey to be enjoyed by the whole family. I also resolve to look up the meaning of New Year's resolutions. |  |
 | Patrick Cassels "I resolve to never f*ck with dinosaur DNA again. I also resolve to watch Jurassic Park less." |
| Alison Becker "Last year my resolution was 'get raped less.' This year, it's ''stop asking for it.'" |  |
 | Dan Gurewich "I resolve that the future me will stop going back in time and screwing with one-liners that I've written for CollegeHumor. Goat balls goat balls midget anus pie!" |
| Tom Sunnergren "Stop using alcohol as a crutch. Use actual crutches. otherwise leg will never heal." |  |
 | Mike Milo "I resolve to finish what I st--" |
| Jake Hurwitz "I resoulve to learn how to spell better." |  |
 | Mindy Raf "Find God and my purpose in the universe. Be more up to date on important celebrity gossip." |
| Mark Zito "In addition to dating a Cute College Girl of the Day, I would like to finally finish and release my masterpiece, Chinese Democracy." |  |
 | Streeter Seidell "I resolve to convince my girlfriend to lose weight." |
| Amir Blumenfeld "My New Year's resolution for 2008 is to stop looking so far ahead. Start living life in the moment, you know? My resolution for 2009 is the same thing." |  |
 | Ricky Van Veen "Nee/w keybooarddd+." |
| Steve Hofstetter "I resolve to become an actual ninja so I can kill anyone who invites me to be a facebook ninja." |  |
 | Paul Scheer "In 2008 I promise to stop blindly sending all friends Jetman, Werewolf, and Vampire invitations on Facebook even though that meansmy profile is going to suck because I won't have enough points to getto the next level. I won't do it because I care. Ah, forget it."You've Just Been Bitten Chump!" Yeah I Win!" |
| Neil Janowitz "My resolution is to do whatever is necessary to bring the derby back to the forefront of men's fashion, ideally earning the inexplicable nickname "The Punch Kit Kid" in the process." |  |
 | Sarah Schneider "This year, I'm resolving to just survive 2008. I have a REALLY kickass resolution planned for 2009." |
| Josh Heller "This year I plan to read the books before I see the movies, and read the novelization of the movies before I read the books." |  |
 | Neil Padover "A) Stop crapping on my carpet and blaming my dog. B) Buy a dog." |
| Jeff Rosenberg "To actually follow my New Years Resolution from 2007 - Stop Procrastinating." |  |
 | Jeff Rubin In 2008 I resolve to stop eating so much McDonalds. Over time you can save a lot of money if you install a deep fryer in your kitchen, order raw french fries by the garbage bag, and hire your own teenagers to run the operation. The toys are difficult to build, though. |
The Round Up
Gnarly 90's
This contest has been almost 2 decades in the making. And now it is time, ladies and gentlemen, to decide your fate. Fate, AKA, the winner of the Gnarly 90's Contest. Here are you top 5.
Skateboard Kid
Skateboard Kid
Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 7
The Round Up
Cute College Girl: Ellie Wilson
Check out the interview and more Ellie here
Want to be our next Cute College Girl? Think you have what it takes? C'mon seriously? This isn't a joke, this is legit. Apply here
The Round Up
Announcements >>
Kid Nation, Under GodRome wasn't built in a day, but Bonanza City will end in one night. Be sure and catch the Kid Nation season finale, 8pm et/pt tonight on CBS. CollegeHumor's own "Morning After Kid Nation" columnist Mark Zito will be live blogging every heart-pounding moment at the Kid Nation Finale Live Blog.
Cute College Girl: Mara Streckfuss
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The Round Up
Cute College Girl: Renee Childs
The Round Up
New CHTV: Unsafe Sex
Love is in the air in "Checkin' For Gas 5," CollegeHumor's first porno.
Don't forget to check out the CHTV Podcast and Facebook Fan Page.
The Round Up
Cute College Girl: Becca Gorecki
Think you're hot? You're not. J/K, that was so rude. Honestly, I didn't mean that. I think you're perfect. Let me make it up to you, how about if I let you Apply Today?
The Round Up
New CHTV: High Times - Chicken Nuggets
Don't forget to check out our new CHTV Podcast and CH Facebook Page.
And remember, there's also a new episode of Clock Suckers.
The Round Up
Cute College Girl: Kimberly Gomez-Ortigoza
The Harder Your Finals Are
"Bathroom breaks" taken during exam
Answers miraculously solved
Expected post-college salary
Knowledge retained into adulthood
C's filled in
Trips to the library
The Round Up
Cute College Girl: Asja Sever
Think you're hot? Let's go out. Also, you can try to become our next Cute College Girl. Apply Today!
