CH Staff's Articles
45 total in October 2007
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It's your favorite holiday. That's right, Halloween: the one time of year you're actually encouraged to dress up like Warf from "Star Trek: The Next Generation." Be sure and check out CollegeHumor's Costume Party and take a look at the cream of this year's costume crop (including costumes OF creams and crops).Cute College Girl: Stephani Noland
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GREAT SCOTT, IT'S "BACK TO THE FUTURE" DAY!!! Fans of the 1988 film rejoice: Today marks the 21st anniversary of Einstein the Dog's time-traveling test run in Doc Brown's (Christopher Lloyd) fluxed-up DeLorean. At 1:21am on October 26, 1985, "Einie" successfully jumped one minute into the future, making a scientific breakthrough that could only be described as "heavy." In honor of this historic (fictional) moment, we recommend popping on some Huey Lewis and hydrating yourself a Domino's from 2015.Cute College Girl: Miranda Beck
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New CHTV: Derrick's "Jazz Man"
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Hot Halloween Costumes 2007
You've been keeping up with current events all year, and now it finally pays off. Put on these Halloween getups and prepare to truly scare your friends... with your uncanny timeliness!
Dick in a Box
Dick in a Box
- Black shades and gold chain
- Colorful undershirt and blazer
- Gift-wrapped box attached to waist (with your d*ck inside)
Barry Bonds
Requirements:
- San Francisco Giants uniform
- Stuffing for enhanced biceps
- Ambiguously gay gold earring
McLovin'
- Reading Glasses
- Brown suede vest over white collared shirt
- Hawaiian driver's license
Light-Bright Mooninite
Requirements:
- Black posterboard
- Christmas lights
- Your middle finger
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Requirements:
- Polyester suit (no tie)
- Grizzly beard
- Underground nuclear weapons arsenal
The Number Of Pics You Have On Facebook
Ability to run for public office in the future
Facebook Zombie bites
Real zombie bites
Likelihood you're a vampire
Amount you care what other people think of you
Amount you think other people care about you
New CHTV: Brohemian Rhapsody
New Street Fighter: The Later Years
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Cute College Girl: Jennifer Jorge
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Hey Guys, check out our new Jackass Story Contest. All you have to do send us your story and a couple pictures what happened and we'll hook you up Jackass: The Game prize packets. Winning stuff on this site is so easy.Last Minute Halloween Costumes
Guy
Sup, bro?
Requirements:
- A boyfriend who likes sh*tty sports teams.
- Eye-liner
Facebook Wall
I can't wait to get poked
Requirements:
- Large poster board
- Markers
- Basic motor skills
iPod Ad
Finally, everyone can see how well I dance
Requirements:
- Bright poster board
- Black shirt
- Black pants
- Black hat
- iPod
- No fear of being hit by a car
Mother and Child
This guy is so getting laid.
Requirements:
- Vacuum cleaner hose
- Old jeans
- Tighty whities
- A guy desperate enough to do anything for you
Anything!
Whatever.
You're a girl, you can get away with wearing literally anything.
Me Tomorrow Morning
I can foresee the future!
Requirements:
- Markers
- No sense of decency
Pregnant Man
I hope this thing likes beer.
Requirements:
- Pillow
- Large shirt
- An appreciation for the movie Junior
Risky Business
I knew I brought that candlestick to school for a reason.
Requirements:
- White button down shirt
- Underwear
- Tissue paper to stuff the underwear
- Sunglasses
- Socks
- Candlestick
Clark Kent
These glasses are giving me a headache.
Requirements:
- Suit
- Blue long sleeved shirt
- Glasses
- Muscles
Sperm
Maybe I will meet an egg tonight!
Requirements:
- White turtle neck
- White pants
- Duct tape
- White swim cap
- Willingness to admit you own a turtle neck
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- To all New Yorkers: On Sunday, October 21 at 7:30 PM, comedian and CollegeHumor Live host Dan Levy will be performing at Comix (353 W. 14th Street, New York, NY 10014).
- To pumpkin-carvers of ALL skill levels: Be sure and submit to CollegeHumor's Pimp a Pumpkin competition. The most impressive cleaved gourd wins 100 dollars!
Cute College Girl: Alexandra Schweisberger
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The Amount of Clothing You Own
Chances you're a comic strip character
Sweatshops owned
T-shirts in rotation
Likelihood you're a homosexual male
Likelihood you're a wealthy woman
Likelihood you're a homeless man pushing a shopping cart
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Cute College Girl: Brytt Parsons
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Hear ye, hear ye New Yorkers: Comedian/Musician Reggie Watts, star of CollegeHumor's "What About BJs?," will be performing at Comix (353 W. 14th Street) on Thursday, October 18, 8PM. All in the Metropolitan area are most thoroughly encouraged to attend for a jovial night of laughter.Cute College Girl: Carley Thomas
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Hey Guys, don't forget to check out our new section devoted to the Ultimate Mashup Competition. It's this new video series where we pit unlikely foes against each other in random games to see who's the real champion. The first match-up is Preppies vs Hippies in an epic game of kickball.
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Attention New Yorkers: Tonight at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater (307 W. 26th St.) catch THE REJECTION SHOW, a presentation of some of CollegeHumor's most unusual picture and video submissions, featuring CH's own Jeff Rubin and Streeter Seidell.There's still time to enter Axe's World's Dirtiest Film Contest. One grand prize winner will recieve a trip for 2 to LA and a chance to appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Last Minute Halloween Costumes For Girls
Guy
Sup, bro?
Requirements:
- A boyfriend who likes sh*tty sports teams.
- Eye-liner
Facebook Wall
I can't wait to get poked
Requirements:
- Large poster board
- Markers
- Basic motor skills
Last Minute Halloween Costumes For Dudes
Me Tomorrow Morning
I can foresee the future!
Requirements:
- Markers
- No sense of decency
Pregnant Man
I hope this thing likes beer.
Requirements:
- Pillow
- Large shirt
- An appreciation for the movie Junior
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Cute College Girl: Alyssa Dillon
Powerthirst II
Cute College Girl: Alexandra York
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The More Free Time You Have
Reading
Sleep
Amount you hate your life
Likelihood you're an infant
Likelihood you're a senior citizen
Likelihood you enjoy weed
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McLovin McLipSync
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Somehow we dont think he can win this drag race on two tires...
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12 of the funniest college classes such as The Simpsons and Philosophy
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I dont know whether to laugh or cry at anyone who pays this much attention to a hamster
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Isnt it amazing how one little hand can ruin a great picture?
