You've already figured out that IMDb and Wikipedia are two of the most useful websites out there and you've become an expert at finding facts on the internet, but sometimes you need a little more than just facts and these websites will help:

Backpackit.com--
Without question the easiest way to stay organized. Make an account and it lets you make to-do lists, upload files, manage a calendar and sync with you phone. BTW, if you need a real back pack, check out Bailey Works.

eHow.com--
Have you ever wondered how to spin a basketball on your fingertip or do that fingers-in-mouth whistle? I know you have. Well, this site tells you exactly how to do random crap like that.

RateMyProfessor.com--
I'm only taking classes taught by hotties this semester. The fugs are so distracting.

Bartleby.com/quotations--
So you didn't read the book per se. That doesn't mean you can't write a paper chock full of quotations. Just search by topic and you're bound to find something smart.

Oh man! Is summer over already? No way, that really flew by, huh? I literally have NO spending money this year. I was supposed to work for my uncle and do like landscaping or construction or something, but I don't know, never got around to it.

Well no worries! CollegeHumor and Sprint teamed up to give you guys some awesome tips on going back to school broke in an original series by comedy troupe Invisible Engine.

Ability to recognize his scent from a distance

Common Law marriages qualified for

Percent open the door is when you poop

How often you willingly hang out outside of the house

Amount you like his girlfriend hanging out at your place

Hair in drain

Much like a magical summer romance, our time with the summer interns has come to an abrupt end. We taught them, we challenged them, we literally pushed them sometimes if they were in our way. But there's no need getting caught up in all this sadness! Here at CollegeHumor we like to remember the happy times...

(We're still looking for fall interns, details at the bottom.)

Patrick Cassels - Patrick continued his run of ridiculously funny articles with gems like Reduced-Price Lunch, Dr. Doom, and Gay Ways to Wear a Fanny Pack. His first BustedTee, Mac Daddy, just came out.

Steve Cozzarelli - Production intern Steve has been hands-on involved in every CollegeHumor production this summer. He even got Blanka a green corvette for an upcoming Street Fighter: The Later Years (which he also appears in).

Jeremy Gundel - Jeremy could come into work drunk and punch a female employee, and we'd still owe him for discovering Dramatic Chipmunk. Jeremy also wrote the popular Real World vs. Harry Potter World.

Chris Han - Chris bravely took up the completely arbitrary nickname "The Falcon" from his first day. He also produced the music for the Avril Parody. Some of his editing credits include such classics as Trike Accidents and Babies Eating Lemons.

Katie Marino - Boys vs. girls! Boys vs. girls!

Jason Mesches - Jason wrote a song for an upcoming CH music video. He also had a breakout performance in the Avril Parody.

Jeff Rosenberg - So Dowzer. Jeff also conducted many of the Cute College Girl interviews.

Will Schneider - Will drew nearly every graphic you've seen on CollegeHumor for the past few months, from Wendell Blatt to the Dormwich to Harry Potter Sneak Peak. He also illustrated a weekly comic series called The Funnies. The list of BustedTees designed by Will is too long to list here, but some of the best are Viva La Evolucion, Guitar Hero, and Soccer (which he also conceived).

Susanna Wolff - Susanna's popular updates include Academic Honesty, Top 10 Worst Things About Summer, and College Tour in the World of Dr. Seuss. She's also the first to hold the title of CollegeHumor's poet laureate.

Does that sound like the kind of thing you can do? Do you live around New York? Intern here! Drop a cover letter, resume, and relevant examples of your work to YesIWillWorkForFree (at) gmail.com.

The Freshman Year Survey is closed now. Come back August 27th to find out the results.

Now that it's a movie, you can procrastinate for a full 90 minutes..

Volleyballs you're friends with

Amount of time spent having sex

How often you trip on your beard

Amount of people encouraging you to keep growing "that phat beard"

Amount of people who think it looks good

Spells cast

Hey guys, it's that time again for the Weekly WYR. Try and answer some of the most difficult, most ridiculous questions in the world. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send them to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather...

• Knock boots with Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin?
• Only be able to eat or only be able to drink?
• Have no cell phone or no Internet?
• Slap a baby or punch a 9-year-old girl?
• Be poor or be or insane?
• Listen to the song "Sweet Home Alabama" 100 times a day for the rest of your life, or watch the Reese Witherspoon movie "Sweet Home Alabama" 10 times a day for the rest of your life?
• Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
• Be sore for the rest of your life or break every bone in your body once?
• Never grow up or never have sex?
• Fall asleep in all of your classes, or never be able to sleep in any of your classes?
• Be able to see what video games will look like in 200 years, or see what cars will look like in 200 years?
• Be bitten by a snake or stung by a scorpion?
• Be able to fly for a half hour a day, or hover a couple feet off the ground for as long as you want?
  

Finally, this week's winner of the Incredibly Sad Award goes to Sophie who had to make this tough choice...

• Save your 7-year-old daughter Eva or your 10-year-old son Jan

Send your best WYRs to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com