The gang turns the future into a field of human skulls.

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5. News story of a Bulgarian man with a ridiculous BAC level

Did you guys know we had  a whole tab devoted to Cute College Girl of the Week?  Yup!  There you'll find all the past Cute College Girls of the Week as well as an application for any lady who wants to be one.  And now...

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Name: Kristin Farley  

Age: 19

Year: 2009 

School: Yale University 

Hometown: Staten Island, NY

Major: History of Science, History of Medicine 

Favorite Drink: Just about anything a guy would consider a “girly drink.”

If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do?  Let me pursue you, I like the chase 

What should I avoid doing?  Getting too drunk and sloppy and being too forward, never a turn on

What is the best cheese to put on a burger?  Definitely American 

Fries, curly or straight?  Curly, with a lot of ketchup!

What’s your most embarrassing college moment?  I cannot disclose that information, I wouldn’t want it getting back to me in the future.  

What’s the best flavor of gum?  All flavors of Jolt, I am a little sleep deprived

More Of Kristen in the Cute College Girl Tab

Face it, there's only so many times you can look at the same pictures of your ex-girlfriend on Facebook. After that, you might read a few notes, post on someone's wall, check out those ex-girlfriend pics one more time and finally go to bed lonely and depressed. Well NOT ANYMORE!

CollegeHumor scientists have developed some great Facebook Applications that you can drop into your profile to let everyone know that you really are a Comedy God. Check em out.

Here's a rundown:

Insult Generator
Sometimes your friends need to be taken down a notch or two when you're not around. With this little beauty, it'll happen every time they look at your profile. Never miss another opportunity to call someone a ball pounding slut-taco again.

Stuff I like
Sure, other CollegeHumor users can see your likes, but other Facebook users can't, unless you install this. Bonus: If an embarrassing picture of one of your friends ends up on CollegeHumor, it can also end up in your profile.

School Stuff
Is your school ranked #37 in bong pictures? That's reason to brag. This app will display your school's ranking in a variety of categories, as well as content from your classmates.

Popular Stuff
Let other people find our funniest content for you. This app puts our most popular pictures, videos and articles in your profile.

Newest Stuff
This app puts you on the cutting edge of comedy by displaying the newest stuff from CollegeHumor in your profile.

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Name: Sarah Bolt

School: Fairfield University

Mascot: Stags

Describe your ideal…

Pizza: I really don’t eat that much pizza, but some late night Domino’s Cheesy Bread always does the trick.

Guy:  Most importantly, he has to be able to make me laugh. Someone who expresses a lot of interest in you without being creepy about it is flattering. I like a guy who is intelligent and is planning on doing something with his life. And being in shape and having shaggy hair always helps.

Describe your worst…

Date: With anyone who takes longer to get ready that I do.

Pizza: Anchovy. So super gross. Fish & pizza don’t mix.

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? That no one would ever wear navy blue and black together ever again. Because it just doesn’t match!

BBQ Sauce or Ketchup? If I really had to chose, I’d go with ketchup. But I don’t really have a love for either.

More pics of Sarah after the jump!
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To me, it seemed like every entry for our Four Long Years picture contest was a candidate for Least Improved. But, after some hard work, we picked our winners.

Most Improved, I guess

Although he did keep this awful shirt for so long, our man here lost his beaded necklace, theLiveStrong bracelet, stopped gelling his hair and hit puberty.

Least Improved

This guy went from a (somewhat dorky) fresh faced college kid to a goateed, dyed hair wannabe starving artist complete with pursed lips. Did I miss anything?

Least Changed

And this dude, this dude didn't change a bit.

1. This kid has spent 13 years, going on 14, at UW-Whitewater. Absolutely amazing.
   
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5. Get a load of this weirdo going to town on his groceries in this hotel room

For those just joining us, our friends The Human Giant are hosting a 24 hour marathon on MTV to raise awareness for their website.

Every hour we are giving them a phrase to say on the air. For last hour the secret phrase was "That'll Tickle Your Umbilical Cord."

This hour, Paul from Wright State wants the secret phrase to be "Testicular Manslaughter" and we agree.

We've sent the secret phrase to Human Giant so tune into MTV and watch how they slip it onto national live television.

Thanks for playing everybody!

Check out how they used our previous secret phrases: Paul Newman's Thousand Island Dressing and CatBoner.

For those just joining us, our friends The Human Giant are hosting a 24 hour marathon on MTV to raise awareness for their website.

Every hour we are giving them a phrase to say on the air. So far they are 2 for 2! The last hour's secret phrase was "Cat Boner" and they delivered.

This hour (4pm eastern) they need to say "That'll tickle your umbilical cord." Submitted by David at UNLV.

Tune in to MTV to see if they make it happen.

The next one will be the last, so leave your comments/suggestions below for the 5pm secret phrase!

For those just joining us, our friends The Human Giant are hosting a 24 hour marathon on MTV to raise awareness for their website.

Every hour we are giving them a phrase to say on the air. For last hour the secret phrase was "Paul Newmans Thousand Island Dressing."

This hour, courtesy of Rik from Loyola Marymount, the secret phrase is "CatBoner."

Good luck dudes, and tune in to MTV to see how they make it happen.

Leave your comments below for the 4pm (eastern) secret phrase!

Right now, our friends Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer, and Aziz Ansari are hosting a 24 hour TV marathon on MTV1 and MTV2 to raise awareness for their show "The Human Giant." They are trying to get one million hits to their website by noon Saturday.

We are going to be interacting with them throughout the day, starting at 2pm eastern. Every hour you guys will submit phrases that you want them to say, on air, live, and they will have one hour to say it. Will they be able to? Tune in and see.

Submit your suggestion by leaving a comment in this thread, then we will choose a winner, and have the guys try to work it into their conversation as naturally as possible.

The phrase for 2pm - 3pm is Paul Newman's Thousand Island Dressing.

Watch for it, and submit your own by leaving a comment below.

And check out some Human Giant clips on CH to get yourself inspired.

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Name: Kayla Motta 

School: The Ohio State University

Mascot: Buckeye

Describe your ideal…

Pizza: ham and pineapple!

Guy: athletic, honest, caring, understanding, has to have some of the same goals and beliefs as I do, and has to have some brains too!

Describe your worst…

Date: I’ve never really had a bad date but this one was kind of awkward.  My date and I had gone out to eat before Winter Ball in high school.  While we were waiting for our food I see my ex boyfriend, some of his friends, and my old best friend.  They kept looking to see who I was with and each one of them would get up and go to the bathroom and pass by our table.  It was pretty awkward and I felt bad for my date.

Pizza: Anchovies! Gross!

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? No more terrorism because I think that its one of the things that is dividing our world more and more every day.

BBQ Sauce or Ketchup? Don’t really use much of either… depends on the type of food I’m eating.

More pics of Kayla after the jump!
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Name: Krystle

Age: 20

Year: Freshman

School: Old Dominion University

Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA

Major: Graphic Design

Favorite Drink: I’m definitely a huge fan of Jagerbombs and Mojitos

If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do? Be sweet, but keep your distance; I like a challenge.

What should I avoid doing? Smothering me with attention… you should ignore my calls/IMs every once in a while, but then return them later.

Do you have a boyfriend? Nope!

What are you wearing right now? A one-strap black and white Electric shirt with a black lace-on-white shirt under it, jeans with holes in the knees, and black flops

What’s you favorite song of all time? Ohhh I love them all! From Autumn to Ashes- “Short Stories with Tragic Endings” and Keith Urban- “Once in a Lifetime” are two that never get old, though.

What’s your most embarrassing college moment? When I was at a field party for Oktoberfest at Longwood, I was “popping a squat” by a fence since I refuse to use a PortaPotty, and my boyfriend at the time was standing in front of me so that no one could see (and by the way, I also have a “shy bladder,” so I made him sing while I went so he couldn’t hear me). All of a sudden, he was like, “Krystle, pull up your pants! NOW! Dudes are looking at you!” so my drunk ass pulled up my pants, forgetting that I was supposed to stop peeing, and I basically peed my pants. On top of that, we were out in the middle of a field in Farmville, a good twenty mins from civilization, and no one was in any condition to drive, so I had to wear my pee-pants the rest of the day!

What kind of pancakes are your favorite? I don’t really like breakfast food, but if I had to eat pancakes, I would eat the Funny Face pancake from the kid’s menu at iHop.

I like waffles.

More pictures of Katie after the jump!

Each and every poo is unique and beautiful in its very own way. Now, with the help of Dr. Anish Sheth and Josh Richman you too can decipher the hidden meaning and inner workings of your very own poop!

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Name: Ardith Feroglia

School: Western Washington University

Mascot: Vikings

Describe your ideal…

Pizza: Not thin crust, preferably a four-cheese pizza. If you really wanted to win me over though, get me an order of Pizza Pipeline’s garlic parmesan Tricky Stix!

Guy: He has to be into music, and if he plays music, he has to be good at it! I also like guys who at least care about the physical shape they’re in. I’m into guys that like to go out and do things, not sit around and watch TV all day. And I know it sounds cheesy, but my parents have to like him.

Describe your worst…

Date: Going to see a war movie and then hanging out with him and his lame, boring friends. What I’m saying here is, if I’m not laughing, I’m not having fun. Let’s go do something fun and random, like playing on playground toys in the middle of the night, or just driving around and making each other laugh. If you’re not funny and into being completely random, it’s not going to work.

Pizza: This is a hard question—I eat pretty much anything. I’m going to go with… dropped on the ground and covered with dirt.

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? People would learn to respect each other’s differences and opinions all over the world. Walk a mile in someone else’s shoes—didn’t they teach us that in second grade? Narrow-mindedness is never a good thing.

BBQ Sauce or Ketchup? Such a hard question. How about sweet chili sauce? That stuff is bomb.

Not an option!

See more pictures of  Ardith after the jump!

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3. Check out these hilarious game show bloopers through the years
4. I think Bruce Willis had a few too many drinks at the Nets game
5. Advertisements were so incredibly creepy back in the day.

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Name: Lauren Mulreany

Age: 20

Year: Sophomore?

School: Northeastern University

Hometown: Fairfax, VA

Major: Behavioral Neuroscience 

Favorite Drink: Ice cold vodka, straight up. 

If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do? Be unique. Try saying something to me other than “Oh man I’m so fucked up right now.” Buying me a drink and telling me I’m pretty wouldn’t hurt either.

What should I avoid doing? Don’t ask me out if you don’t even know my name, its obvious you’re not after my stunning personality. 

Do you have a boyfriend? I’ve got lots of boys who are friends… interpret that how you will. 

What’s a better diet, low fat or low carbs? Psh, low fat. Bagels are God’s gift to man. 

Why do girls always fall for dickheads? Why do guys have to be dickheads?

What’s your most embarrassing college moment? Well this interview is pretty embarrassing, but I needed the money… But seriously, if you really want to know, I would say my most embarrassing moment was having my ass grabbed by a guy in a bar in Dublin right in front of my Dad, brother, and cousin…

Dude, do you remember NBA Jam? I dominated in NBA Jam, but as far as Super Nintendo games go I’d have to say Donkey Kong Country is my favorite.

Mine too, baby, mine too.

More pictures of Katie after the jump!

Ever wonder where all the crap on chain restaurant walls comes from?

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