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Name: Carrie

Ohio State: Ohio State

Mascot: Buckeyes

Major: Commercial Interior Design

How would you advise a really nerdy guy to go about striking up a conversation with you? I LOVE nerdy guys!! Anything said with sincerity is worth saying... just avoid stalker questions like opening with "Where do you live?" Offering to get a girl a drink (or something to make her comfortable and take care of her) is a good opener. You don't need a line.

What's your favorite movie, besides The Notebook?I hate the Notebook. In fact, I boycotted it. I'm really into movies. I love Anchorman, Super Troopers, Bottlerocket, Amelie, Garden State, Batman Begins, Harry Potter (all), Princess Bride, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Sandlot, Star Wars (all-not just original 3-except I hate Hayden Christiansen), Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Old School, Indiana Jones (all)...(that's the short list).

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Name: Bonnie Lynn Ludwick

Age: 21

Year: Junior

School: Rowan University

Hometown: Erial, NJ

Major: Public Relations and Advertising

Favorite Drink: A Slow Comfortable Screw is nice once in a while… but most of the time I just want a Screaming Orgasm.

If I’m trying to do it with you, how should I act? You should act like you don’t want me. Be a total dick to me and I’ll come running. Oh, and dirty pick up lines are good too. The best one I ever heard was, “Excuse me, I’m about to go home and masturbate and I need a name to go with the face.” That guy did it with me a few times.

What should I avoid doing? Complimenting me over and over again. It’s not nice, it’s annoying and if all you can talk about is me, I’m not interested.

Do you have a boyfriend? Nope, I’m recently single. He couldn’t handle me.

Describe your ideal pancake: Big, warm, thick, and covered in sticky stuff.

What’s one thing every guy does that girls hate? Well, I can’t speak for all girls, but I hate when guys give jewelry as a gift. It takes absolutely no thoughtfulness to walk into a store and pick out something shiny and expensive. Instead, think of something you and I can do together or an interesting place we can go to together, it means so much more. Unless you’re no fun, in which case I’d rather you pay my rent for a month.

What’s your most embarrassing college moment? On my 19th birthday, during my freshman year, I did about 10 tequila shots in a half hour. I went to a party that I don’t remember going to, got kicked out, and spent the rest of the night with my face in a trashcan while 2 friends, who I barely knew at the time, took care of me. At one point I had a Hitler mustache and an exposed boobie.

Quick name the capital of Thailand! Are you kidding? I just found out a week ago that Spain is it’s own country.

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SIX MOTHERF*CKING FLAGS, BABY!

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Farmer's Tan

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Name: Valerie Spaight

School: University of Connecticut

Mascot: Huskies

Describe your ideal…

Pizza: white pizza with tomato and broccoli

Guy: an athlete that can make me laugh

Describe your worst…

Date: going anywhere with a creep that makes me pay

Pizza: a pizza with mushrooms on it, yuck

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? No war.

BBQ Sauce or Ketchup? Ketchup!

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Name:  Melissa and Rebecca Steffenino

Age: M: 20, R: 20

Year: M: Sophomore, R: Freshman

School: Lycoming College

Hometown: Pottstown, Pa

Major: M: Biology, R: Communications/English

Favorite Drink: M: Anything Smirnoff or Bacardi, R: Melon Ball

If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do? M: Make me laugh, R: Have good flirting techniques

What should I avoid doing? M: Acting like a creeper, R: Hanging all over me

What’s the first thing you notice in a guy? M: Smile, R: Nice teeth, and clean cut hair

What’s your biggest turn on? M: athletic shoulders and arms, R: Nice hair and mostly blonde.

What’s your most embarrassing college moment? M: Getting tabled for not making a cup in beer pong and then while under the table having a drink spilled all over me, R: Falling down steps and getting stitches

Guys with hair gel. Yes or no? M: Yes but no overkill, R: No

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Name: Kristen Jensen

School: UConn

Mascot: Huskies

Describe your ideal…

Pizza: Sgt. Peps after a night out

Guy: Tom Brady

Describe your worst…

Date: Getting kicked out of a Red Sox game after the first inning

Pizza: Sgt. Peps the morning after a night out

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? That people never got old.

BBQ Sauce or Ketchup? Ketchup

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Name: Brianna Kiser

Age: 19

Year: Sophomore

School: Truman State University- You just go to the middle of nowhere and turn right at Where the Hell am I?!

Hometown: Branson, Mo

Major: Communications, and I'm focusing on Journalism!

Favorite Drink: My drink of choice would have to be Red Bull. I'm a wild one, I know. ;)

If I’m trying to get with you, what should I do? Make me laugh. I love to joke around all the time, so if you can tell a better joke than me, ill love it. All I can say is, you get what you give, butt I pretty much just like to have a good time. Also,be confident; but no cockiness or arrogence please.

What should I avoid doing? Hmmmm, I guess like I said, no cockiness!

How fast can you run a mile? When I used to be in track I once ran it in 5:50, but that was like 3 years ago, so I'd say it's gone up to around 8 minutes.

Want some ice cream? No way! Frozen yogurt or nothing for this girl. But if I were gonna get ice-cream, my favorite would have to be Chocolate.

What’s your most embarrassing college moment? Oh god, I have embarrassing college moments every day. But, the worst time was when my friends and I were out and a bunch of guys that we had disgustiungly huge crushes on were hanging out at this house. My friends were not too excited about just barging in uninvited, but I unashamedly told them that is wasn't a big deal and all you have to do in these situations is walk in with "...confidence, like this!" *cue me bursting into their front door where they are all sitting in the living room. Apparently my version of confidence is tripping and falling on my face, because thats exactly what I did...oops.

No cheating, who was the second man on the moon? Easy, Buzz Aldrin... What can I say, I go to the Harvard of the Midwest.

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Homework completed

Being addressed as "Brother Assface" on a daily basis

That time Trent was all "I'm gonna miss you guys, you guys are my best friends, I'm a little girl, wah wah wah." What a homo.

Calls to your high school ex just, ya know, to see what she's up to this summer

Hot Dogs working their way through your digestive system

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Time spent on the family yacht

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