1. We always see these "trick shots" but I wonder how good all these guys are at actual beer pong... Also, is that cup regulation size?
2. The time and effort it took to build this beer launching fridge porbably contradicts the idea of you being lazy enough to not want to get up to get  a beer.
3. I never thought I'd have to report this. But 11 people have died due at what could only be described as "the most bad-ass kite festival Pakistan has ever seen."
4. So this guy understands A LOT about Superman's sex life. I wonder how many time's this guy has had sex?
5. Big deal. I've seen a FOUR person dunk.

1. I originally wanted to make fun of Asian videos for acting all excited about really unimpressive things, but this champion cork-shooter is pretty talented.
2. The only thing more pathetic than robbing a bunch of senior citizens is getting killed by them. Pretty lame, guy!
3. I never knew that I liked classical music until now. I wonder if liking this videos of four guys on one cello makes me double gay.
4. I don't know if I would actually date this girl. She might be too flexible.
5. Simple, yet awesome. Fresh Cut Penis.

Awesome Updates

Attention! There's something new you can do with alcohol.
He speaks.
Zane begs for the return of an old favorite.

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If you are lucky enough to get a snow day, make the most of it!


Don't Forget

The time to vote for this round of America's Hottest College Girl is now. Vote or die, baby.

1. Someone needs to tell these people they're pretty much copying Jackass. Still, a few of these clips aren't too bad.
2. I normally wouldn't link to an American Idol reject. But in the case of Panther Man, I'm willing to make an exception.
3. So, these guys are trying to die?
4. It's on CH somewhere, but this is so impressive I'm putting it here anyway. How does he drum this fast?
5. I'm not sure how this can be real... But still, there's a hot chick's ass in it.

1. Do you want to see something amazing? Go watch a sunset. If you're not busy until 7 tonight, watch this kid beat Super Mario in 9 minutes with his feet.
2. This little kid wrestles another little kid and gets his ass kicked- by the other kid's dad.
3. There's a very good chance I only like this facebook stalker song because it's set to the tune of Hero by Enrique Iglesias.
4. This fake photo booth prank is actually pretty funny. Especially when the booth starts insulting people.
5. This guy paying for a toll entirely in pennies is only funny because we aren't there.

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Some guy Joe writes an interesting Help Wanted Ad.

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This is what it would look like if college were a zoo.

1. I have to be completely honest with you. This clip is going to make you want to masturbate. Men and women alike. Don't click this link unless you have the next 15 minutes free. It's Heather Graham making out with a chick.
2. This seems normal. I see people getting bowling balls thrown into their nuts all the time.
3. This isn't fair. Police officers never ejaculate on me during routine traffic inspetions. What the hell?
4. You couldn't pay me to ride this zip line. It's like jumping to your death.
5. Slow motion is awesome when you see bullets go through an apple. Imagine a car exploding. Imagine you could watch it by clicking this link.

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SOLVE THE PUZZLE - G_rls mak_ng out

1. So a teacher writes a math question having to do with Crystal Meth. I think it's pretty legit. Kids should be aware of the ever changing prices of drugs.
2. This cat is a masochist. He likes it!
3. Sure this guy steals something from some store really quick, but if you spend that little time browsing, are you really getting what you want?
4. I wonder what it's like to be absolutely amazing at breakdancing. This guy knows.
5. The funny part about this women describing a dish with the word "pea-ness" is that she never even realizes it.

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Thomas Murray writes The Morning After: George Lopez
CollegeHumor's Jake Klocksien creates an awesome mix CD.

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Why do they make these things so damn hard to open?

1. Alright, fine. I'll link to a page with a bunch of hot chicks in thongs. BUT YOU GUYS OWE ME!
2. This guy's ability to role any number when he rolls dice is incredibly impressive. The video is also hilarious. Watch.
3. I don't see what the big deal about this is. Parents have sex in front of their 9 year old children all the time. I hate you, Dad.
4. This video was on CH recently, but these beatboxing skills deserve to be watched again.
5. Now you can have a snowball fight while really, really loud music plays. Very intriguing.

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CollegeHumor's Chris Richman explains Valentine's gifts.

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"Shamed my dad." Your dad is Walter from The Big Lebowski!?

1. I'm 30 percent sure this girl is trying to teach me how to play pool. But I'm really not paying attention.
2. This picture is absolutely perfect. If it were better resolution it would be my desktop background.
3. This baby looks delicious. Who's with me? Come on, you guys!
4. This article makes me incredibly sad. How do you spend 25 years somewhere after getting on the wrong bus?
5. Hey, mom, my birthday is coming up. Know what I want? This chair.

Awesome Updates

Eric Kester's mom writes an update about him. Read it.
Chris Richman makes some Chinese New Year Resolutions.

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According to a recent pole, nothing beats a flexible girl.

Extra cash to spend on fireworks

Disappointment

Likelihood that it's a boat

Likelihood that it's a desk calendar

Handjobs received

Amount you cheat on her

How difficult it is to read this sentence

1. If you don't know who Reggie Watts is, you absolutely should.
2. Isn't it insane how accurately they predicted the future in 1957? Honestly, the 21st century is EXACTLY like they said it would be!
3. Re-cuts are one of my favorite forms of comedy. Here's a good one about The Office as a horror flick.
4. Well, we've always wondered. True facts about the cleanliness of beer pong- not that it's going to make any of us stop playing.
5. Here you go. Because we're friends. These are really hot pictures of Josie Maran. You're welcome.

Awesome Updates

The Ponz writes a letter to our best friend, Alcohol.
Don't miss comedian Mike Birbiglia's latest update!

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Sorry Aaron, sh*t happens.

1. One of the most awkward, hilarious moments on Jeopardy. Ken Jennings might not be too bad after all. Watch.
2. If you thought that last clip was funny, you should read Ken Jennings' Blog. I'm not kidding when I saw that it's actually pretty good.
3. If this is real I'm probably doing a horrible thing by posting it here. Learn how to unlock a car door with a tennis ball. Please, use your powers for good.
4. Oh. My. God. Evangeline Lilly is really hot.
5. Take a second to mourn the loss of all future pictures making fun of Chinese-English translations.

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Porn Sitcoms anyone?

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I sure hope that's not doodie.

1. This is absolutely horrible. How does it feel to win zero dollars on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? The worst part is that she's surprised that sh'es wrong.
2. I really, really, really hope Jerry Springer is staged. Because if I were this guy, I'd definitely kill myself. After killing all those other people that ruined his life. And everyone in the audience who chanted "Jerry! Jerry!"
3. So people can love their pets too much. A Goldfish Walker? Why don't you just get a dog?
4. If my neighborhood had a gym like this I might actually go. God damnit why don't I live in The Netherlands.
5. So Kobayashi isn't that great. Here you can see why. It's because he can't out-eat a bear.

Shout Out

To our friends at VH1's Web Junk 20 are conducting a big poll to determine the 40 Greatest Internet Superstars for a show airing April 6th.  I implore you to go cast your vote and watch the clips. 

Vote Now.

World of Warcraft expertise

Lies about sex life told

Masturbation frequency

Interest in handjobs

Penicillin intake

Penis size

1. Is this really that cool? I mean, it's interesting, but I wouldn't want to watch anything on it. I'd rather watch a Plasma Screen.
2. Here are "The 100 Worst" Porn titles. I'm not going to lie to you though, some of these are pretty good. Air Tight Grandma, for instance.
3. This is impressive. How can people be so good at something so obscure as folding up pieces of paper? It makes me wonder what kind of hidden talents I possess.
4. The beginning of this video was on CH the other day. But it deserves to be seen in its entirety. It looks absolutely terrifying.
5. Watching this made me kind of sad. This woman REALLY likes the Ninja Turtles. Way more than you do. WAY more.