CH Staff's Articles
28 total in December 2006
Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part III
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- Donald Trump really, really hates Rosie O'Donnell
- Most Badass American? Or just most insane?
- Jesus, Bless My PowerPoint Presentation
- Helpful tips for your next barroom brawl
- Finally, some truly good news.
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This would make the best Christmas card
This would make the best Christmas card
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- Bicycle With Two Jet Engines
- Gingerbread Nazis
- 2 guitars, 1 man, all awesome
- Preach On, Brother! Preach On!
Commenter Interview
Intern Jake talks with Commenting Queen, Katie Marino.
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Deck the Gals is heating up!
Intern Jake talks with Commenting Queen, Katie Marino.
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Deck the Gals is heating up!
CH Staff Resolutions
 | Ricky Van Veen | I'm going to stop fast forwarding through the commercials on my tivo. It's the right thing to do. |
 | Sarah Schneider | Spend less time at the office and more time with my kids. |
 | Chris Richman | I resolve to stop making references to late 80's sitcoms, or else my family on Melmac will stop sending me CAT packages. |
 | Jeff Rubin | To start helping homeless people. In fact, I'll start right now. Hey homeless people, there are free crackers at Wendy's. |
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- He didn't stick the landing
- Jennifer Love Hewitt movie scenes that should have been done topless.
- When you're here, you're family. You're also very sick, too.
- God, cats are stupid...
- Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you a new house!
We Salute You
This year Time Magazine named you, the average Joe producing videos for the Internet, as the man of the year. Congratulations everybody! Let's take a closer look at the people who had the most influence on society in 2006.
This year Time Magazine named you, the average Joe producing videos for the Internet, as the man of the year. Congratulations everybody! Let's take a closer look at the people who had the most influence on society in 2006.
Cute College Girl of the Week: Kaytee Zielinski
Age: 19
Year: Sophomore
School: Eastern Connecticut State University
Hometown: South Windsor
Major: Math
Favorite Drink: Anything
What do I say if I’m trying to have sex with you: Baby I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your BedRock!
What do I not say: No thanks, I’m into girls
Do you like your guys shaggy or clean cut: Clean cut
What’s your most embarrassing college moment: well seeing that I have new one every day the most embarrassing one would have to be... falling down the stairs everywhere I go.
Truth or dare: Dare, I’m a risky bitch
Make out with me: sure, where’s my money
More pictures of Kaytee after the jump!
Winter Wonderland
Remember Girl's Costume Warehouse? Well, everyone's favorite seasonal entrepreneur is back, this time hawking Christmas goods.
Click To Watch
Click To Watch
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Only 3 more days to get your
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- Merry Christmas, from Robot Chicken
- Britney: Keepin' it classy, as usual
- Tickle Me Emo
- Well, there's something that suprised no one
- SNL's "My Dick in a Box"
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Only 3 more days to get your
Deck The Gals entries in!
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How much you want to be back at school
Amount of parents you hate
Number of times you’ve watched Forrest Gump on TBS
Number of times you’ve hated yourself
Regularity of bowel movements
Desire to see your high school friends
Jones for Egg Nog
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We Want To Know...
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We Want To Know...
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Cute College Girl of the Week: Emmy Portoff
Age: 20
Year: Sophomore
School:
Hometown:
Major: Psychology
Favorite Drink: Midouri Sour
What should a guy say to you if he’s trying to bone you: "Wow, you look like a supermodel." Orrrrrrr "Be gentle... I'm a virgin." Both of those would definitely work.
What should he say to you if he doesn’t like when girls touch his penis: "Sorry, I'm gay."
Is there ever a time when it’s inappropriate to wear mesh shorts: No, especially if they are size XL and they say Notre Dame Football on them and you woke up wearing them lying next to Brady Quinn.
What’s your most embarrassing college moment: Wow that’s a tough one. I think I have a new embarrassing college moment every weekend. Between drunken falls, drunken fights in playboy bunny costumes, ripping a giant hole in the ass of my jeans and being chased back to my dorm by Mexicans, and being kicked out of a party because I ate an entire box of Reese's Puffs.
What was your favorite show on TGIF: Boy Meets World, obviously.
More pictures of Emmy after the jump!
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This Just In...
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- Japanese Queen. (NOT a tranny video)
- More on the World's Smallest Man - he died in October, RIP
- "Kan't read, Kan't write, Kan't take a dump without being on camera at Kent State"
- 10 Most Bizarre People on Earth
- Real American Heroes: College kid invents faster tap
Breaking News
If you comment on anything on this site, you no doubt know Cody Arant: The Most Prolific Commenter On CollegeHumor! Our own Jake Hurwitz looks into his strange and intriguing life in a heart-wrenching interview. Jake asks the hard-hitting questions you demand be answered. But enough of me, check out the interview here.
New Picture Contest: Deck The Gals
That's all nice, but unfortunately none of those things are attractive girls.
Thus, we present CollgeHumor's first Deck The Gals contest. We're looking for pictures of girls in lingerie who are also caught up in the holiday spirit. Anything Christmas - gift bows, Santa beards, tinsel, gingerbread, egg nog, glowing noses, your fat drunk loser uncle sleeping in the guest room - get creative!
Submit them using the regular upload page. December 21st we'll pick the best five, and then let you guys vote on the winner. In addition to being showered with likes, the winning gal walks away with a cool $100.
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1. World's smallest man!
2. The greatest nude scenes, according to Maxim (no nudity, sadly)
3. New Talent on 60 Minutes (YTMND)
4. And now, the worst mother of all time. Had her kid ARRESTED for opening presents early!
5. If you start farting on an airplane, don't light a match
For better or worse, Screech's sex tape is out. We know you're curious. Watch it here and see how the real video compares to CollegeHumor's take on it
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1. Martin Short, the worst oil company attorney ever
2. Internet Classics: Work Freak Out
3. Way to go, buddy. Way to go...
4. Don't think Ligers exist? Think again...
5. I love that some scientists decided to use their expensive infared camera to capture someone farting
Literally the best tattoo I've ever seen. No Joke.
Cute College Girl Of The Week: Kelly Marie
Year: Junior
School: University of Wisconsin- Eau Claire
Hometown: Shakopee, MN
Major: Advertising
Favorite Drink: Bacardi and Diet Cherry Coke
What type of lines work on you: I am definitely a sucker for a good sense of humor. I am also supposed to plug my friend Ryan O'Neil who is known for his fool proof pick up lines.
What type of lines do not: Anything cocky, chauvinistic, or just plain cheesy.
They say purple is the new pink, am I gay for knowing that: I'm going to play it safe and say you are secure with your sexuality"¦?
What's your most embarrassing college moment: Well that would have to be the time I was visiting some friends at the University of Minnesota my freshman year. We were at my friend's older brother's house and I was talking on the phone. I was apparently in my own little world because without thinking I took a step backwards"¦right down, what I would like to call, a "hidden"¯ flight of stairs in front of everyone. After it was determined that I would suffer no serious injuries, my friends all got a good laugh at my clumsiness, and I walked away with a bruised ego, a bruised back, and an early night on a rather uncomfortable futon.
Guts or Double Dare: After witnessing a good imitation of Double Dare contestants this year for Halloween, physical challenges and all, I am going to have to side with DD.
More pictures of Kelly after the jump!
Staff Picks
1. If you've been watching our Street Fighter vids, check out how the special effects got done
2. "What is the value of your beer?" Helpful guide
3. The greatest piece of corporate cover music since "We Built This Starbucks"
4. I don't know what this is, but it looks like it came from my nightmares
5. "She's got a bingo problem"
It takes a special kind of horrible to be hated across international borders.
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Vlash Quiz
How to Get the Girl
Hey freshman, how's that first year of college going? Hopefully by now you've hooked up with at LEAST 14 women. No? Oh. Bummer. Well here at College Humor, we're dedicated to getting your numbers up. So with the help of sketch comedy troupe Dutch West, comedian Alison Becker, and Durex condoms, we've filmed some instructional videos to help you lay the pipe ASAP.
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