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23 total in October 2006

I Link, Therefore I'm Hot

Fact - Halloween was invented by Pilgrims in 1653 as a means of rooting out witches.

1. Your WTF? Site of the Day: Girls Pretending To Eat cats.

2. The Worst Cover Contest is over. This is the absolute worst cover I've heard.

3. Martin Scorsese's "Sesame Street"

4. Maybe not the best place to lay out...

5. Bro4Bro Craigslist ad.

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Pic of the Day

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Hots? We Don't Need No Linking Hots!

Fact - I'm running out of puns for Hotlink titles. Any suggestions?

1. A YTMND of 'Girl's Costume Warehouse'. We're honored.

2. Even though she's married, Avril Lavigne still parties like a high school kid getting her first taste of alcohol.

3. Is it me, or is Penn State constantly turning up hilarious stories?

4. Really, really odd video about butt exercises.

5. Finally, a guide to speaking correct gibberish.

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Our Picture Of The Day

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Girl's Costume Warehouse

You HAVE to see this.

Click to watch!

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Cute College Girl of the Week: Ariana Madix

Name: Ariana Madix

Age: 21

Year: Senior

School: Flagler College

Hometown: Melbourne, Florida

Major: Theatre Arts

Favorite Drink: Dos Equis Lager

Does size matter: Not if you know how to use it!

What if I have three nuts: I hope one of those is an almond, and all three aren't BALLS.

What could I say to make you want me: "I play soccer really well." Seriously.

What could I say to make you throw up in your mouth just a little bit: "I want to have a family as soon as possible. I'd love to live in the suburbs forever." Grossssss

If I have a discman instead of an i-pod, should I even bother listening to music at the gym: I hate to discriminate, but the answer is no. Don't even bother. You might hurt yourself.

Do you have a boyfriend: Nope.

More pictures of Ariana after the jump

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窃贼

Have you ever heard of a site called Xiaonei.com? Neither have I. But we've all heard of Facebook, and Xiaonei is an almost exact clone with one minor difference: it's for Chinese college students. You have to see it to believe it. It's easily the most blatant online rip-off I've ever seen.

Oh, here's their logo, in case you don't believe me.

The full story on Mashable.com

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The Best Picture, Now The Best Wallpaper

In case you haven't seen it enough, perhaps the greatest picture to ever grace CollegeHumor is now available as a wallpaper! Only $9.95!

(just kidding, it's free)

Download it in 1024x768, 1280x1024, or 1280x800.

Don't miss all the remixes in the pictures section.

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Ugh, Who Hotted? It Links In Here.

Fact - Though primarily a country music star, Hotlinks releases rock albums under the name Bryce Light.

1. What is our president Googling?

2. The first 4 minutes of the Borat movie. Hilarious.

3. Sometimes, the worse a song is, the more I enjoy it.

4. Legos get more fun, and more dangerous, the older you get.

5. If you have a pet mouse, don't play with it outside...

As always, more links in the Hotlink Archive

And if it's boobies you're looking for, the R-Rated Hotlink Archive is here to help.

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Calling All Cute Girls

Do you want to be our Cute College Girl We Have A Crush On? I think you do...

Every week we'll feature one cute college girl on the homepage, do a short interview and post some pics. Simple? Yes. The greatest honor that can be bestowed upon a cute girl? Definitely.

So, if you're a cute girl - or your girlfriend is - email us at CuteCollegeGirl @gmail.com to enter yourself. Make sure to include a picture!!!

But wait, there's more!

Each week's cute girl will get a free BustedTee!

So, if you're a cute college girl, email Jake the Intern at CuteCollegeGirl @gmail.com to enter.

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Seth MacFarlane's Worst Nightmare

We imagine what it would be like if Family Guy got rid of all the non sequiturs...

Click on me to watch!

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I've Been Linking About You A Hot Lately

Fact - Using an advanced algorithm only understood by 15 people alive, Hotlinks determined a New York Minute lasts exactly 48.17 seconds.

1. Finally, an arts and crafts project you and your girlfriend can agree on

2. A full dictionary of all things Bro

3. If at first you don't succeed, try until you break your leg

4. "The quiet magic of Sheila Dikshit"

5. Grandpa? When did you start writing?

As always, more links in the Hotlink Archive

And, for all you deviant mofos, the R-Rated Hotlink Archive

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Let Me Link About It, OK?

Fact - In 1998 Hotlinks lied about their age and enrolled in NBC's page program.

1. This is either the grossest or most delicious frozen food ever.

2. If only professional wrestling were real this video of K-Fed getting body slammed would be much more satisfying.

3. The real reason Buckner blew it in '86.

4. An add-on for Firefox that's really too legit to pass up.

5 Introducing Gaylene Heppe, the worst elementary school principal in history.

As always, more links in the Hotlink Archive

And, for all you deviant mofos, the R-Rated Hotlink Archive

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Roses Are Red, Voilets Are Blue. I Picked These Hotlinks, Just For You

Fact - It only takes one dollar a day - less the the cost of a cup of coffee - to keep a link hot.

1. Watch a laptop thief in action

2. More from Jay Bundy, the crazy PSU presidential candidate

3. Incredibly dangerous experiment

4. MC Hammer's booking agency. I'm pretty sure this is legit

5. Guaranteed to be the funniest Halloween costume this year

As always, more links in the Hotlink Archive

And, for all you deviant mofos, the R-Rated Hotlink Archive

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Cheerleader We Totally Have A Crush On: Amy O'Neill

Amy O'Neill, Junior, Aquinas College

Hometown:Clarkston, MI
Major: Industrial/ Organizational Psychology

What's your favorite drink? Sex on the beach.

Have you ever kissed a girl? Nope.

What are you a sucker for guy-wise? Blue eyes!

What kind of crap don't you fall for? Pick-up lines.

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled-dry.

What about fertilized? Hah, no.

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I'd Like To Teach The Hot To Link

Fact - Pound for pound, a lemon has more sugar than a Hotlink.

1. Bill Murray is in fact, the coolest celebrity in the world

2. Meet Hip Hop Harry. He's Like Barney, only ghetto

3. The New PSU student president knows how to woo the voters

4. A great telemarketer prank

5. A slow motion bitch slap

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Hotlinks For A Song?

Fact - Breaking a Hotlink is considered bad luck in most countries.

1. New Contest: Dancing TurboNerd

2. Internet Classics: Fan Cat

3. Michael Bay is a terrible, terrible person

4. A real life, ugly male gigalo

5. Why Canada has an easier time getting people to join the army

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The Stupid Question Hall Of Fame

Here's the deal, no matter what college you go to there is bound to be some idiot in one of your classes who consistently asks moronic questions. We want to hear those stupid questions.

Every week we'll post the best stupid questions and pick the absolute dumbest one. Whoever submitted the winner will get a free Big Shocker. You can even pick which color.

Here are a few examples...

William Patterson University
Professor: If you ingest this chemical it will make you very sick.
Idiot Girl: But what happens if you eat it?

UConn
After the professor had just announced that our final was take home.
Fratty Douche: Can we use our notes?

You get the gist of it. Email CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com with the dumbest question you've ever heard in class. If it's truly stupid enough, we'll post it and maybe you'll win a Big Shocker. Also, Make sure to include your school or we won't be able to use it.

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Hotlinks: Vice City

Fact - Hotlinks are registered as independent but have always voted Democrat.

1. Insane quarters trick shot

2. I want a dangerous hobby like this...

3. Finally, a coloring book for kids that captures all the bloody savagery of the Civil War!

4. The Ballsiest Kid In History

5. The continuing Lame Facebook Global Group contest!

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Your Weekend Hotlink Fix

Fact - Hotlinks don't have a Myspace, but they've been thinking about it...

1. Do you want to be more old School?

2. Another amazingly lame facebook global group

3. I'm not smart enough to figure out of this is a joke

4. From the 'No Shit' files...

5. One more reason to be happy you're not a slug

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Vice's Guide to Travel

The Vice Guide to Travel DVD is built around a simple concept - Vice sends reporters to the worst places in the world so that you'll never feel compelled to go yourself. The DVD, which came out Tuesday, spotlights such desirable vacation destinations as the Chernobyl reactors, the largest illegal gun market in the world and a bomb-strewn refugee camp in Beirut. Plus, it features celebrity correspondents like Johnny Knoxville and David Cross doing things that, well, Johnny Knoxville and David Cross would do. If you happen to enjoy seeing the more interesting - and often disturbing - side of things, this would be a good buy for you.

Watch some clips

Buy the DVD

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