Simple Ways to Slack Off at Work

Some people think that slacking off at work means concocting elaborate alibis about mysterious recurring dental ailments just to cautiously sneak out a few precious minutes early. These people are wrong. Slacking off can be as easy as falling off...

Famous Novelists' Letters Home From College

Henry David Thoreau:Special thanks to the exceptionally well-coiffed Jake Klocksien.

Your Dreamcatcher

Caldwell Tanner puts the "chill" in "CH Illustrator."

Mythical Creature Convention

Camp Counselor Buddy Jones Gives a Pep Talk

Gather 'round, kiddos! We've got a choice for afternoon activity. Softball with Pete or Arts and Crafts with Bianca. If you want softball, raise your hand. Hands down. Arts and Crafts, raise your hand. Anyone? Well, okay, don't cheer yet. That was...

Futurism: 2016

If You Had a Time Machine

You've put a lot of thought into it, and here are the top 5 times you would go back to:1. The first time you met your freshman roommate.Why: Little did you know on that fateful day that he would take "sure, I guess country music's alright" as...

If 21st Century Girls Had 17th Century Standards

Tricia and Kara, two extremely hot girls, are laying out in the quad. Tricia: Oh my god, Kara, take a look at Henry Popper over there laying on the bench.Kara: Wow. Look at that healthy, full gut. He must be like, totally well fed and wealthy....