If you love somebody, let them go...
Go ahead, show this to your four year old.
Riding a bicycle technically makes us twice as talented as her.
Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.
I was in a gas station because I needed a pack of Kool Kings. In line in front of me was a retarded midget. And I mean really retarded, as in mentally disabled. Now, I am lacking in every midget-appropriate social grace known to...