My friend mike visited JMU, got real hammered, pissed himself on the drunk bus, and puked everywhere
ME: Hey dude what time is it?...dude! Time?CELL: *BING!*Oh hey it's 11:58.ME: Sorry you're a little dim, what was that?CELL: I said it's 11:58! Leave me alone I'm tired, man!ME: Take it easy, all I said was you're a little dim-CELL:...
Recessions affect everybody, from Baltic to Broadway.
If they're going to serve disgusting food, they might as well pay you to eat it.
I would never join a dating site that would accept me as a member. Good thing they don't.
Technically, that's a bullseye.