Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here! So you may be wondering about how I was able...
Borat held a press conference in Washington DC to discuss Uzbek propaganda against his new film.
"This is why we should go nuclear, people!"