After a masterful showing on the uneven bars in Beijing on Thursday night, Yilin Yang of China took home the bronze medal. Her hopes for gold or silver faded after a great, but not perfect, performance on the floor to "Old...
You have 'til the count of three to come down from that coffee table, mister. What happens at three is a mystery to you. I could spank you, I suppose. Three swift smacks to the bottom, you run crying to your room, and ten minutes later you've...
1994Mom: Steve, try on these Bugle Boy pants I bought you.Me: OK.Mom: The cuffs are stretchy so you don't tear them when you play.Me: I pooped in them already.!slice1996Me: Fellas, the Big Dog is in da house! See, it says so on my shirt.Lucas: We...