Dear Mr. Thomas "Tommy" Wilder,I have received reports indicating that you have violated at least seven summer housing policies. Your alleged behavior infringes upon the Summer Housing Code of Conduct (2008 ed.), which prohibits: &...
Mathematics: Carve all of the formulas into the wooden notches of your abacus. Proctors can clear the memory of a TI-89, but they won't take the time to sand down your addition machine.English: Discreetly conceal The Complete Works of Shakespeare...
1. Not to sound gay, but Jesus probably pulled SO much tail back in the day. I mean he was practically worshipped by so many people. Like an ancient rockstar. Seriously, chicks washed his feet for nothing in return.2. So apparently he comes...
Taco Bell - I'm a stoner who has fallen into a routine of getting baked and scarfing a grande meal at 1 am.Subway - I'm fatter than holy hell, but under the delusion that eating this toasted footlong meatball sub with extra cheese and a large Coke...
Dan teaches CH's new editor about the Final Cut Pros and cons of making office videos.
A hip-hop tribute to life's most uncomfortable moments.