Patrick Cassels's Articles

3 total in September 2007

  • Great Military Blunders of the Galactic Empire

    Darth Vader's tyrannical Empire struck fear into an entire galaxy. Sadly, his fleet was also behind some embarrassingly ill-planned military ventures. Reviewing early Imperial schematics, the Sith Lord himself expressed serious doubts about his soldiers' tactical choices...
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  • Anti-Piracy Warning

    Ahoy all yellow-bellied land-lovers! By decree of Davy Jones and the curse of Yellow Beard, this day be known as annual Talk Like a Pirate Day. All ye who possess the fortitude and constitution of spirit to take on thar vernacular of a ruthless sea scrounger may, upon this day, address all he meet with the silver tongue of a pirate.


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  • Questionable Excerpts from My Poorly-Edited Autobiography


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