Upcoming GTA IV Sequels

(Based off of Aurora) You're Dan Tannen, a husband and father of two who works at a local pharmacy - and has just been released from the hospital (for an appendectomy). Pretty much all the cars in town are minivans, SUVs, or...

Things I've Learned On Xbox Live

Some people may argue that playing videogames is a waste of time, and that I should try to do something productive instead like read or go outside. Well, thanks to the internet, I can interact with other shut-ins from the comfort of my...

Every Woman You Know as a Character from Mario

After the Nintendo came out with the new Mario Kart for Wii me and my buddies logged quite a few hours getting reaquainted with its cast of characters. One of my friends was having some woman troubles at the time, so somewhere along the line the...

Senior Citizen Video Games

Due to recent record profits in the video game market, many video game companies have decided to try and profit from the single largest demographic: Baby boomers. Fortunately, I was able to get a hand on some of those video games. Here's a first...

Pre-Med Internship at the Videogame Hospital

Props go to Happy Happy Happy Man (who else?) for working with me on this.

'Twas the Night Before Grand Theft Auto IV

'Twas the night before GTA IV and all through the dorm,not a student could sleep, anticipating the following morn.With their laptops a'glow they laid awake in their beds,while visions of ghostriding motorcycles danced in their heads.All papers...

A Sim Checking In...

with the brook going through the yard.On a more serious note, remember my child? He passed away. He got a virus from the guinea pig cage. It was his fault though, hedidn't clean it. I hear it's becoming an epidemic in this town. The ghost...

Paperboy's Diary

SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores... of some sort.MONDAY: Paper route started today. Pretty good first run I think. It was pretty easy...

Police Report, Vice City Police Department, 10/17/02

Another Castle?

World 1

The Last Mario Party

Luigi: Sick party, bro.

Screw water levels

I rediscovered my SNES recently. In the past week, I have conquered such classics as Super Mario World, Donkey Kong Country, and Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest. Platform gaming at it's best, right?WRONG.Not that I'm putting these...

An Excerpt from Super Mario Bros. The Novel:

The sweat burned my eyes. Blinking hard I tried to focus. I needed to focus. Only a cold blooded creature could consider a castle full of lava as its home. My overalls felt like they weighed a ton. My movements were all in slow motion. Even my...

Grand Theft Auto 4: The Cousin's Diary

May 5thDear Diary,I just picked up my cousin at the harbor and I let him drive my car home. I don't know why I did that, considering he just arrived in America and he has no idea where anything is. He is an awful driver by the way diary, I mean,...

Diary of One of the Wagon Party Members From Oregon Trail

May 1st, 1866 Independence, Missouri. Beautiful town, situated right between Harsh Dictatorship, MO and Dependence, MO (I wonder if one ever were to ever say something in the realm of "I will meet you in Dependence," would it lead to utter...