"The Onion" Hotlinks
-
Hotlink:If Tom Brady goes, his massive following of hot lady-fans goes with him
The Onion: Female Fans Out For Season With Tom Brady's Knee Injury
0
/
0
-
Hotlink:The Jacksonville Jaguars are WAY over-thinking things
The Onion: Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life
4
/
1
-
Hotlink:"It's like he disappeared as soon as we really got to know him"
The Onion: Mystery Freshman Dominates Ice Breakers, Disappears Into Night
6
/
1
-
Hotlink:Two guys who can't agree on how to describe the party they're at
The Onion: Party! vs Whoo! Party!
0
/
0
-
Hotlink:If this doesn't make you want to call your grandmother, you have no heart
The Onion: Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
4
/
1
-
Hotlink:It wasn't easy getting Michael Phelps from Beijing back to his tank at SeaWorld
The Onion: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World
8
/
2
-
Hotlink:Obama may lose if he doesn't court the Asians-Who-Live-Above-Frozen-Yogurt-Stores demographic
The Onion: Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election
5
/
0
-
Hotlink:Could be the new Peter Pan guy
The Onion: Green-Clad Olympic Archer Steals Gold Medals From Rich, Gives Them To Poor
4
/
1
-
Hotlink:You've got to get your girlfriend to read this study
The Onion: 'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man
4
/
3
-
Hotlink:2008 Summer Olympics: the perfect background noise for your living room.
The Onion: Nation To Leave Olympics On In Background
16
/
2
-
Hotlink:Mike Mussina is having trouble pitching ideas to McSweeney's
The Onion: McSweeney's Rejects Mike Mussina's Seventh Consecutive Submission
1
/
1
-
Hotlink:You can finally buy all the crap you need for your dorm in one place.
The Onion: New Linens-N-Shit Opens
3
/
0
-
Hotlink:When C.C. Sabathia gets hungry, Prince Fielder starts looking like a hot dog
The Onion: C.C. Sabathia, Prince Fielder Keep Imagining Each Other As Giant Talking Hot Dog, Hamburger
15
/
1
-
Hotlink:Steven Tyler Is Looking For Something New
The Onion: Steven Tyler Laid Off From Aerosmith As Band's Jobless Rate Hits 20%
0
/
0
-
Hotlink:This is what Miley Cyrus will look like in 2010
The Onion: Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
13
/
1
-
Hotlink:The consequence of starting up a casual conversation in the men's locker room shower
The Onion: "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"
5
/
1
-
Hotlink:You've got to admit, the death penalty is pretty badass
The Onion: Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
13
/
2
-
Hotlink:That's right, blame the players for your bad fantasy baseball team
The Onion: Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media
5
/
1
-
Hotlink:Like the Tony Awards, but for drama club nerds
The Onion: High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds
2
/
0
-
Hotlink:World of Warcraft players are exactly the type of people who would like this.
The Onion: 'Warcraft' Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing 'Warcraft'
19
/
3
