Another victim of the Swayzer beam.

Nice, but why is the pinky so long? Do you have an eraser?

Those bullets only grazed me, good thing I don't have a penis.

Ever have one of those mornings where you thought you wrote on yourself last night, but then it turns out it's a tattoo?

A real man would have committed and gotten it on his forehead.

It's like your ass has a bouncer.

Real men go clay shooting.

Only problem is everyone keeps jumping on my feet.

"It looks like a cool tatoo ... until you go to prison."

In case you are tired of having to tell everyone you meet you're into both Star Wars and Asian crap.

This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.

Well, I guess we don't need to have that "worst tattoo" contest after all.

In case you need to stay awake while you're poked with a needle a hundred times a second.

Happy Black History Month everybody!

Some girls like butt tattoos, but girl-on-the-right REALLY likes butt tattoos.

In the New Jersey/Pennsylvania area, Wawa's kind of like 7-11, except it's more fun to say when you're drunk.

Any nerd worth his Simpsons figurines can tell you what a Black Lotus is and what makes it so nerdy.

Doesn't matter what they look like now - anyone that's been a townie for 50 years will know how to handle a beer bong.

In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."

"This tattoo is actually for my younger brother (who is a marine), whose nickname is the manwich. I got it for him the day before he left for Iraq. He loves it. Also, my parents were present for the tattooing."