"The inspiration was American Psycho. It's a shitty angle, but you can sort of see that the guy is kissing his biceps. My friend Erin and I were getting towards the end of this snow sculpture when code enforcement showed up. The asshole called for police backup and wrote us each a public nuisance ticket that demanded we appear in court. Ultimately this snow scene cost $370. "

"The morning after it was sculpted, ND groundskeeping tore it down. I watched the plow-driver old man for about five minutes as he approached it. When he got about two yards from the sculpture, he suddenly stopped, got out, and took a couple pictures with the 'girl."

"Cars honked at it and stopped to take pictures for a number of days until the neighbours kicked it down. We just had to tell cab driver's it was the 'sculpture house' to get home."

Who is your favorite GI Joe? Mine's Snow Job.

Oh baby, leave your snow goggles on.

The hair-arm structure is deceptively difficult to implement.

Spank me with a shovel! Harder!

Enough snow penises! Any snaginas out there?

Snow me the Money is taking off, and most of the country hasn't even seen an inch yet. Remember, you've got until March 10th!

Amazing hood ornament.

Henceforth, all pictures of snowmen having sex shall be known as "snex."

Right in the icehole.

"Frosty's gotta thing for white chicks."

Snow pedophilia?

If someone finds a magic hat that brings snowmen to life, this is going to be really awkward.

This Snow me the Money entry was artfully created in the middle of the University of Alberta's quad

"I became an RA the next year and my bosses thought this was inappropriate to have as my myspace profile picture."