Let's just hope this is fake.
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Help control the pet population, put a rubber on your puppies willy.
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Poopsender lets you anonymously mail poop to your old high school teachers who were dicks, or anyone else.
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I'd sell them mine, but they don't offer donuts as payment
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It's obviously fake because no island that fun could exist in real life. I would have heard about it.
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If this was a legit campaign strategy we'd end up with a lot of dead babies floating around the mail.
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I hope this is fake, but I'm sending my future kid there if it isn't. He's got to learn to survive.
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Maybe it's not so bad at kiddie concentration camp. It looks awfully cheerful in the illustration.
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See, now I know this one is fake because when my dad tried to steal my liver he got arrested. You can't just take organs without permission.
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I can't figure out if I think this is supposed to be illegal or not. I just don't know.
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Clearly fake. You can't get baby seal meat for $1.74 a pound anywhere anymore.
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I'm so parched, I could drink three cheeseburgers.
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Enjoy the chat and message board features, they're a great place to meet other people who are completely batshit insane.
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I'm voting fake on this, because how could it ever be legal??
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