Bitter beer face!

Has anyone seen my dignity?

Chicks making out is always a great distraction technique.

Someone remind me about this when I forget in 15 minutes.

Uncle Butch

"One of my best friend's had his graduation party and we set up beer pong. His 65 year old uncle who had gotten out of the hospital a week before decided to join in the fun and kicked all of our asses. He made 4 out of the 6 cups including the first one on his first try and the last one."

You'll never catch me alive, coppers!

Now here's someone that can distract you with a strip tease.

Beer bongs - fun for ages 16 and up!

More shots from the Denial Island brochure.

Welcome to denial island!

Beer pong is a sport that knows no age limit. Get that kid a ball!

"This old guy has been at the bar at our college every Wednesday night for the entire year. He shows up dressed like he just left the golf course and hits on the drunk girls all night long... basically he's the man."

What's with your generation and all these landing strips?

Keep in mind that's straight gin in there.

"I pissed my what, dear? You're going to have to speak up its very loud in here!"

Look at the kid holding the bong. Is that satisfaction, or drunken lust?

Oh no! She's climbing out the roof!

And now it's mom's turn!

This inspires me. Let's all pledge in the comments to do a keg stand on our 50th birthday. Remember, comments are legally binding.

Hey, I asked for dark beer.