How My Friends and I Appear to My Grandpa

Steve: Hey Lucas, ready for yet another night of insolent vagrancy? Lucas: Yeah, I can't wait to stay out past ten o'clock doing all those bad things we like to do, like wearing scary clothes and making loud noises in restaurants....

Senior Citizen Video Games

Due to recent record profits in the video game market, many video game companies have decided to try and profit from the single largest demographic: Baby boomers. Fortunately, I was able to get a hand on some of those video games. Here's a first...

Oswald Henderson: A Life

Birthday Card Ideas For My 100-Year-Old Grandmother

If My Grandpa Ran The Department of Transportation

Ninety-One Upper

Imagine a world where the elderly one-upped each other.Normal: I walked around the block for my morning cardio exercise.One-upper: You think that's cool, I just joined a gym that I go to every Wednesday to walk on the treadmill for 15 minutes....

Increasingly Obvious Attempts to Draw Attention to the Old Lady in My American Literature Class

“Although Hemingway’s In Our Time is now regarded as one of the seminal American expatriate works of the era, at the time of its release it was met with mixed critical review. It’s unfortunate that none of us has the capability...

If Your Generation Is So Great, Why Can't You Stop Dying?

Ever since the 1998 release of Tom Brokaw’s book “The Greatest Generation” old people have been going around like they are the cock of the walk. Talking about how they fought in World War II and how they survived the Great...

Real Facebook ads for old people

A while ago I noticed that Facebook ads had started to be tailored to me by my age. For example one ad had the headline "22 year-old gamer?". While I am a 22 year old gamer, I was getting sick of the constant ads for "BBW Girls" and gay sex so I...