'News' Hotlinks
- Wednesday, Sep 3 2008
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Hotlink:Oh, how I envy you, King of Swaziland
I couldn't locate your country on a map, but you sure make the best news headlines
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- Saturday, Aug 23 2008
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Hotlink:I feel safer knowing that it wasn't a cloud
Police check out reports of a suspicious thing in the sky.
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- Wednesday, Aug 20 2008
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Hotlink:The only way to deal with underage college drinking? Legalize it
Some schools are arguing in favor of lowering the drinking age. Pretty interesting.
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- Saturday, Aug 16 2008
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Hotlink:You can't blame him for trying, but you can blame him for impersonating a police officer
A guy wants porn but doesn't want to pay for it. Apparently, he's never heard of the Internet.
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- Friday, Aug 15 2008
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Hotlink:If Olive Garden won't accept Playboy endorsements, then I'm done paying for their delicious breadsticks. Wait, they're free? What a terrific deal
Olive Garden doesn't want to be associated with Playboy.
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- Thursday, Aug 14 2008
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Hotlink:That Michael Phelps, what a fatass
Every day Michael Phelps eats enough food to feed all the orphans in the world and some real people.
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- Thursday, Aug 7 2008
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Hotlink:C-SPAN prank callers have it rough, they have to actually watch C-SPAN
A collection of the best C-SPAN prank calls.
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- Tuesday, Aug 5 2008
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Hotlink:Still no word on whether or not Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows will be in it?
A list songs announced for Rock Band 2 so far.
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- Friday, Jul 25 2008
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Hotlink:I should be able to name my kid Poopybutt Avenue and the New Zealand government shouldn't be able to stop me
NZ judges rule against embarassing kid names.
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Hotlink:Animatronic hip hop supergroup: behind the music
Ambitious journalists reveal the myth behind the country bear legend.
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- Wednesday, Jul 23 2008
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Hotlink:Man, that Elliot kid can't take a joke
When your friends light your crotch on fire after you pass out it's called shaming, not a reason to call the cops.
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Hotlink:Note to high school seniors: apply to UCLA
Pics from this years UCLA undie run, they're biggest yet.
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- Tuesday, Jul 22 2008
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Hotlink:In Zimbabwe, I'm a trillionaire
"Zimbabwe introduces $100 billion banknotes"
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- Wednesday, Jul 16 2008
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Hotlink:Awwww, he wants to save money on electronics
A bear broke into a Best Buy. Sadly, no one was killed.
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- Tuesday, Jul 15 2008
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Hotlink:Justice, Tangy Mesquite-Style
"Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce"
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Hotlink:Surprise, some people won't willingly humiliate themselves on TV
iPhone customer strikes back after being made fun of by a sh*tty reporter
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- Saturday, Jul 12 2008
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Hotlink:Awww, how cute. He wanted to save lives
A drunk infiltrated a team of firefighters in Berlin. This dude rules.
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Hotlink:You can't say nuts on the news? You can say it on the Internet, right? Nuts. Yup, I guess so
News anchors struggle to find euphamisms for nuts.
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- Wednesday, Jul 9 2008
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Hotlink:Maybe they should hire a troll, they've been letting in too many billy goats lately
A drugged out crazy man took over a bridge. He thought he was a troll.
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- Tuesday, Jul 8 2008
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Hotlink:It's not every day someone pushes the limits of lawn chair balloon riding this far
Oregan man sets new balloon lawn chair record.
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