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  • Old Songs and What They Really Mean

    by Shaan July 20, 2008

    Artist/Band - Song Title

    1. Harry Chapin - Cat's In The Cradle
    2. James Brown - I Got You (I Feel Good)
    3. Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful To Me
    4. John Lennon - Imagine
    5. Lou Rawls - You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine
    6. Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman
    7. Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody
    8. Rod Stewart - Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You)
    9. Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman
    10. Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Love You

    Realistic Translation

    1. You were a mistake and I didn't have time for you
    2. I just took a few hits of Ecstasy
    3. I'm into ugly chicks
    4. Communism
    5. Bitch! How dare you break up with me?
    6. I'm totally whipped
    7. It's been too long since the last time we had sex
    8. I lost all of our money
    9. Holy Hell I want to bang you
    10. ...Because you refuse to talk to me in person

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