Neo:What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge ping pong balls? Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

Best Wedding Picture Ever

AHHHHHHH.......CHOOOOOOOO

Large Shit

Freshman year at University of New Haven someone on our floor kept taking huge shits and leaving. The toilet would always get plugged and shit would end up all over the bathroom floor. We took a picture to document the large shits.

His bumper sticker reads: I break for Nobody

No, you're the man

The Dark Knight is so good, this is almost cool.

Cableman Down

Some parents are just a little too over the top when it comes to documenting their child's leisure activities.

She was a necessary sacrifice that The Pope demanded.

Hey, it's better than the DMV

Don't worry, they haven't had an outbreak in a week.

It's located next to the Pussy Eatery

Tourettes Camp For kids: Are these kids serious?

sorry about the FUCKING SHIT quality

he's planting his seed alright...

After watching the trailer for "Dokey Punch", Dustin wanted to try it out for himself.

Gettin, liggy with it..

The perks of being Jewish

You want...Banana?

i've heard of beached whales before, but never beached planes.