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The Top 5 Weirdest Candies

by Daniel Eric Lopez August 07, 2008

It's pretty much a scientific fact that everyone loves candy. And if you don't, you should probably go find your soul somewhere in your toilet. And whenever you walk by a candy store, you always get that urge to go in and buy everything. Also a scientific fact. The companies who make candy know that they have you by the balls and that you will buy whatever they make, so they sometimes just say "f*ck it" when a weird candy idea goes by them. Here are 5 of the weirdest I've seen.

Jawbreakers

These bad boys have been around for many, many years. But really, what are they good for? The only thing I've seen them good for are sore jaws and strange desires about your friends. And blowjob jokes. Lots of them. Also, the name itself doesn't sound like a candy at all. It sounds like a threat. "Eat this candy, kids, and it'll break your jaw. Go ahead. I dare you." And when those three magical words are uttered, gay jokes hurled at their kid is the least of the parents' worries.

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