THE JESUS MOBILE EXISTS!

A good fact to know about whatever college this is.

I wonder what the top ten craziest things ever done in a McDonald's are.

"This is a picture of my boss' birthday cake."

"Came across this somewhat recent pic of the Goonies cast... can you find 'Sloth?' Probably not, since he's been dead for years.

What's brown and smells like W?

It looks like her ass checks are big, pale potatoes.

Reading may be boring, but this one pays off BIG TIME with a fart joke.

"The city of Fort Collins, CO knows what's best after a long day at work..."

Celebs got butt cracks? No holes, though, right?

It's either this or Wendy's.

I'd like to die this way.

You know, every little subliminal bit helps.

"Super sexy lady in Minot, North Dakota."

I'm such an idiot for just naturally assuming that fart technology was pretty much stagnant.

Spaghett-emos... fortified with 6 emotional vitamins and minerals!

So? You should see some of my pictures. I've got all these rad party shots with totally drunk hot chicks smiling.

"GO USA... 'cause the USA is cool. And go this guy... 'cause he has tattoos of turtles."

This was the second most disturbing sex scene director Kevin Smith put in his latest film.

Only one path leads to glory. The others lead to certain doom.

*sigh* only 356 days until next Halloween...

Think this is hot? You should've seen it when they spelled out West Virginia University in its entirety.

It's always the wholesome girls who end up being into the really freaky sex stuff.

Gir

Perhaps the first every Sexy Invader Zim costume.

Don't let this image fool you into thinking this wasn't a total sausage party.

Dora the Explorer!

She can explore me any day of the week.

This is how they mate in the Caribbean Islands.

Bra, Underwear and Steak and Shake Apron

Grab that Steak and Shake.

Turn around and spread 'em!

Does that say tramp stamp upside down?

See that guy holding the beer? That's his girlfriend.

He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour.

Mystique

More like xxx-men.

Hopefully they are just doing a body shot, and aren't zombies.

Worry less about his stare and more about the placement of his left hand.

Both of them are Feminine Studies majors.

There's a fine line between dressing up and dressing down. And that line is drawn in body paint.

Luke, I am your mother.

Turn around and spread 'em!

He posted the same ad on Craigslist's personals and received two dozen e-mails in an hour.

Gir

Perhaps the first every Sexy Invader Zim costume.

It's always the wholesome girls who end up being into the really freaky sex stuff.

I doubled DOGGY dared my friend to take just one bite. He took two.

My my Hermoine, how well you've grown! We're going to go into the woods with Hagrid to tame the dragon.

Michael Scott Jr.

I'm surprised the teacher even gave him a 6.

Mystique

More like xxx-men.

Luke, I am your mother.

Both of them are Feminine Studies majors.

KY Jelly's controversial new advertising campaign is underway.

It spits a blinding poison, like that one in Jurassic Park that killed Newman.

There's a fine line between dressing up and dressing down. And that line is drawn in body paint.

Don't let this image fool you into thinking this wasn't a total sausage party.

Now turn around and let's see those two Jager Bombs! Right boys?

Honestly I don't even notice. Who cares? She's hot and half naked.

Think this is hot? You should've seen it when they spelled out West Virginia University in its entirety.

I, for one, have been waiting YEARS for cannibalism to be a progressive social fad.

Most realistic paint job ever.