I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize the roof was on fire. Yes sir, I'll have it looked at immediately.
From Brent on Jan 17, 2007
Recording...
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Some people are just born 500 years too early.
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I wish I was Lindsay Lohan's dressing room. It would be a sad lonely life, living as a room instead of a person, but I think it would be worth it.
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The RA met me at the bottom, but I challenged him to find something in the student handbook that forbids rappelling out of your fourth story window.
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Scandal! Like when Britney Spears got caught drinking coke.
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Leave negative comments at your own risk.
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