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Elise Constans

Year Sophomore
School Woodbury University
Hometown Cardiff, California
Major Marketing

What band are you most embarrassed to say you once loved?

I think I take pride in all my guilty pleasures.



Yeah it's kind of cool to be a nerd nowadays, I remember I used to be embarrassed about my nerdiness, and I'd try to hide it. Now my facebook picture is of Aragorn.

NICE!!!!!!! I love him!!! Haha Ok, so maybe I'm a secret nerd as well.



What's the nerdiest thing about you? Even if you're not ashamed.

I love video games just like any boy... I used to play Halo all the time with one my good guy friends.



Are you attracted to nerdy guys?

Hmmm, I don't think I am. However, the new kind of nerd is a lot different than it used to be. So there's always hope for my fellow Halo and Lord of the Rings lovers out there .



Right it's not like that Saved By The Bell stereotype. Being nerdy is kind of in right now.

Is that what you tell yourself at night? No I definitely think you're right... I mean, think about it. Women used to want like a manly handy man. And even though manly and all that is still in, us women need help with more things like setting up internet networks, cable hookups, and all that stuff.



So you're saying I'm not manly. I get it.

Let's prove your manliness... Say something that proves how manly you really are.



MY WIRELESS IS THE FASTEST IN ALL THE LAND.

Hahahaha yesssss.



If that doesn't turn girls on I really don't know what does. So I guess what I'm saying is I don't know what turns girls on.

You mean there isn't 20 girls lined up outside your door now that you said that?



Not yet. Should I scream it louder?

Let's try not to look too desperate, now. It's all about the subtle suave, and wireless connection?



I also own a shirt with 50 tiny robots on it.

That's, um, nice? How do they even get 50 robots on a t-shirt anyways?



They printed them really small.

That was sort of a rhetorical question. But that's nice.



Just so we're clear, there's no way you'd ever go out with me right?

I try not to mix interviews with pleasure. But then again, this is a fun interview, so maybe I'll break my rule this one time. But I'm at a big disadvantage. You've seen pictures of me, know a little bit about me... and all you have given me to base my opinion on is that you have Aragorn as your Facebook profile picture.



I guess you just have to trust that I'm a cross between the King of Rohan and a Robot.

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I speak Elvish.