Cute College Girls

Cute College Girls
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Alexandra Wagner

Year Senior
School SUNY at Albany
Hometown Valley Stream
Major Human Biology

Hey, how's it going?

Good.



What are you up to?

Not too much, I have work later on today.



Did you have a completely awesome weekend or what?

Yeah my weekend was fun, except for the rain. One of my friends had a karaoke party.



Karaoke is awesome. How many times was Billy Joel sung?

Haha, probably about 10.



That's still pretty low. Okay, now to the interesting questions: if you could give wings to any type of animal, which one would it be?

Hmm I would give wings to a dog. It would just make playing with them so much more interesting.



I would put wings on pigs because I just think they deserve them.

Haha, yeah they've got a pretty tough life.



Where do you work?

I bartend and I'm also a lifeguard.



Those sound like sweet jobs.

They're the best! I make money and have fun too.



I don't think I would be a very good lifeguard because those chairs look pretty comfortable.

Yeahh, some mornings I start to get a little too comfy... not so good.



If they can't swim, it's their own fault, really. You're not their mom, right?

Right. But I'm sure if I was sleeping while somebody was drowning I might be out of a job.



More time to bartend!

Haha, yes, thats the more fun job anyway.



Who is your least favorite customer when you bartend?

The older guys who get too drunk and try to talk to me the whole night, that just gets annoying.



What's the worst thing about being a Cute College Girl?

People thinking that you're not that smart. Because I'd like to think that I'm pretty smart, I like having good grades. Some of my good friends even call me a nerd every once in a while.



I would rather be pretty than smart if I had to choose, only because I am extremely shallow.rnhaha thats not too good.

Haha, that's not too good.



Do you call it pop or soda?

Soda. It sounds so funny calling it Pop.



That's so weird.