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The NomineesProfessor: If you were to take a tea spoon of the mass of a (some planetary term) it would way over 10 million pounds.
Genius: Wouldn't the spoon break?
Professor was explaining Germany's parliamentary government and how it functions...
The Brilliance: So do they have kings?
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here!

Chuck Smitty, Penn State
My roommate tried to kill himself in freshman year (he thought that he was this girls boyfriend but she told him no). After that he started a diary. It was cool because when he went to class, the neighbors and I made some popcorn and read it. Lets just say he "opened up" in his diary and wrote what he stole from the other dorm rooms. Lets just say he doesn't have any friends from freshman year, and he had to get a new set of tires last day of school.
Chris Richardson, Bowling Green
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Engineering- "Looks like a car hit this guy. By the amount of damage I'd say it was maybe a 4 door SUV with 4-wheel drive, off-road capabilities. This car should be installed with a small animal collision detector in the front... maybe a scoop devise or something to gently toss the animal out of the way... hmm..."
Film- "This was no accident, this was murder! Who the hell would kill a small animal? They made it look like an accident, but then, right there, it looks like someone performed an autopsy on this little guy! Something strange is going on around here, and I don't like it... Unless this rodent was in fact the killer himself, who went back in time to make this car swerve and hit his past self!"


It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. This week I'm posting 10 awesome confessions because I've got so many good ones. Don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

Ryan Lyvar, Southern Connecticut State University
Remember when some a hole filled your shampoo bottle up with Baby oil which cause you to slip in the shower, breaking your jaw and forcing you to wear the retarded face brace? The ironic part was that a hole did it 'cause you ate my god damn food and didn't replace it. We aren't all as rich as you, you piece of sh*t.
Ryan Jenkerson, Missouri State
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here!

Chuck Smitty, Penn State
My roommate tried to kill himself in freshman year (he thought that he was this girls boyfriend but she told him no). After that he started a diary. It was cool because when he went to class, the neighbors and I made some popcorn and read it. Lets just say he "opened up" in his diary and wrote what he stole from the other dorm rooms. Lets just say he doesn't have any friends from freshman year, and he had to get a new set of tires last day of school.
Chris Richardson, Bowling Green
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here.

You know how you asked me to feed your fish while you went away for the weekend? Well I completely forgot, and instead spent the weekend celebrating the fact that the RA (you) was away by smoking and throwing a ridiculous party in our apartment. I really didn't think you were going to cry about a fish, or spend three hours on the phone with Petco because you thought he was sick.
Deliliah Cosgrove, School Not Given


Engineering- "Looks like a car hit this guy. By the amount of damage I'd say it was maybe a 4 door SUV with 4-wheel drive, off-road capabilities. This car should be installed with a small animal collision detector in the front... maybe a scoop devise or something to gently toss the animal out of the way... hmm..."
Film- "This was no accident, this was murder! Who the hell would kill a small animal? They made it look like an accident, but then, right there, it looks like someone performed an autopsy on this little guy! Something strange is going on around here, and I don't like it... Unless this rodent was in fact the killer himself, who went back in time to make this car swerve and hit his past self!"
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