Articles Archive
5 total on Monday, June 2nd
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The Librarianist
by The Librarianist June 02, 2008
Introducing
by Ricky Van Veen June 02, 2008
We've wanted to do a daily CollegeHumor show for a while, but it costs money to make a new show every day and have it be good.
In steps Mountain Dew. They agreed to sponsor the show for two months. So, we'll be putting out a new episode every weekday for June and July. Say thanks to them by voting for the next Mountain Dew flavor at Dewmocracy.com.
Anyway, we got our friend Dan to host it before he goes to work -- hence, the "I Have To Go In A Minute Show." In today's episode, Dan finds a crazy Kung-Fu guy on the street, comes back to his dojo with him, and gets his ass kicked.
Enjoy.
In steps Mountain Dew. They agreed to sponsor the show for two months. So, we'll be putting out a new episode every weekday for June and July. Say thanks to them by voting for the next Mountain Dew flavor at Dewmocracy.com.
Anyway, we got our friend Dan to host it before he goes to work -- hence, the "I Have To Go In A Minute Show." In today's episode, Dan finds a crazy Kung-Fu guy on the street, comes back to his dojo with him, and gets his ass kicked.
Enjoy.
Your Summer Plans, Translated
by Susanna Wolff June 02, 2008
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!
Sleeping for 3 months straight!
Having your mom ask if you're high for 3 months straight!
Building houses for Habitat for Humanity.
Building unsafe houses for Habitat for Humanity.
Interning.
Photocopying.
Road tripping!
Paying for gas!
Babysitting.
Watching TV and getting sh*t on.
Being a Production Assistant's Assistant.
Watching TV and getting sh*t on.
Waiting for you buddy to hook you up with that sweet job.
Watching TV and sh*tting on your summer.
Not making summer plans till June at the earliest.
Not finding summer plans till August at the earliest.
Not worrying/figuring something out.
Taking summer classes.
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been alot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out thetop 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to RoommateConfessions@GMail.com.
Tyler W., OSU
Freshman year, there were six of us living in a 3 bedroom suite. One of the six was a 350 pound fat ass who thought that showering was a once every other week type thing, while staying up all night downloading kiddie and animal porn was normal. He was loud, dumb, obnoxious and he smelled terrible. One night when he wasn't there, a friend of mine from down the hall went into his room, removed the mattress on his bed and just started jumping on the wooden bed frame, until he went crashing through it and created a good sized hole, that was about 18 inches long and 10 inches wide. We threw the mattress on the bed and decided to let the fat ass deal with it. When he came home he laid down on his bed on his stomach and you could tell that he was sinking. We let this go for a couple of days until he asked me if it looked like he was sinking into his bed. When I said yes, he got up, lifted up his mattress and saw the giant hole. We told him that he came home one night drunk and he jumped on his bed and he must have broken it. He believed us, put the mattress back on and went back to downloading porn.
Rob, Pitt
