¢-          Stop writing letters. You end up ripping them to pieces before you send them to her anyways. Besides, only creepy stalker types write letters. Even though you are one, she doesn't need to know that.

¢-          Do something cool in front of her. Or at least something that will get her attention. Like throw yourself down a flight of stairs when you see her next. If you manage to break a leg, guess who has to carry you to safety? It's worth it, trust me.

¢-          Say you manage to get her number, yet you can't muster up the nerve to contact her. "Accidentally" text her. You were trying to send something to your bro, but you sent it to her instead. Nothing less than 20 times will work.

¢-          Facebook has just become your best friend. Forget posting on her wall, that's for guys who actually have confidence. Instead, send her so many bumper stickers that she doesn't know what to do with them. Nothing turns a girl on like witty phrases and pictures.

¢-          Alcohol and lots of it. It will give you the liquid courage you need to claim your woman.  It's almost as good as having the real thing, which you completely lack. After throwing back a few, you can shed all your apprehension and call her. As a bonus, you will sound more distinguished slurring your words. She will love this almost as much as the fact that you are calling at 2 a.m.  

¢-          Grow some f*cking balls.