It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

• Do it with Kate from Lost once, or Claire from Lost three times? From colm
• Have the wind blow a used diaper, or a used condom in your face? From Allan
• Have rocket powered legs, or laser shooting arms? From Craig
• Add twenty years to your life, or two inches to your penis? From This
• Be in a threesome with someone of your sex who is your friend, or a complete stranger? From Neil
• Have sex with a man for 25,000 dollars and have no one know, or french a man for 10 dollars and have everyone know? From T
• Live without movies for the rest of your life, or live without music for the rest of your life? From Tyler
• Be forced to wear jean shorts everyday, or be forced to wear two popped collared shirts everyday? From Mike
• Be blessed with amazing dance moves, or know the words to every song? From terence
• Be able to speak to any animal you wanted, or know every language on Earth? From Samantha
• Live in a town where every neighbor is a porn star, or live with a porn star? From Jan
• Go into outer space once in your life, or be able to travel anywhere in the world whenever you wanted? From Tej
• Never eat a bacon cheeseburger ever again for the rest of your life, or eat the last bacon cheeseburger in existence? From josh
• Have a working Lightsaber, or your fathers respect? From mike

Finally, this week's winner of the Insulting Me Is Not How You Get Your Name On CH Award is            , who sent in this.

• Actually be creative or be Jake Hurwitz? From
  

Sorry _______, that's not how it works. You loser.

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.